A day in the life of President Donald Trump's America

Date: December 16th, 2015 10:25 AM Author: dennis4ever 6:30 am -wake up to the sound of another IED exploding on your block. Although the Sino-American War of 2019 has moved on from your city to more rural areas, its effects are still present. Metal dectetors are worth double their weight in gold. 7am-go to brew coffee, but realize that your coffee pot is completely broken. you haven't been able to afford and consumer products since Trump's trade wars with Mexico, Asia and Europe increased tariffs on imports to 250%. 8am - half naked, you stumble down your block to look for food. roving bands of "TrumpJugend" troll the streets with Sherwin Williams color charts. Anything darker than "stonebriar" will send you off to the trains. you look down, thankful your Hapa parents left you with pale-ish off white skin. 10pm - you walk past the Trump Buy (formerly Best Buy - every major brand and instituation was renamed "Trump" in 2017). in the display, Trump is talking about his latest mandate - deporting all people with surnames begining with "Mc." You look closer and holy shit - it's your wife (who disappeared in 2015) in the background of the speech. she appears to me part of Trump's harem. noon - Go to your city's local TrumpLodge (daily visits required by law). There, you will receive directives and new regulations pertaining to your local jurisdiction of the TrumpReich. A group of "community elders," most of which have no or little formal education but supported Trump in the primaries, will bark orders at you. tbc... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3071803&forum_id=2#29390685) Compare Earlier Version: A day in the life of Donald Trump's America