Sunday, April 26, 2015

Lol my twitter just got banned...for this. That's it I'm done

Date: April 26th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Johnsmeyer



See also:  They need to bring a bulldozer and run over Asha Bandele
Conservative woman speech at Oberlin. 35 people run to safe room

Date: April 26th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

She told people the wage gap could be narrowed by women changing their majors to shrieks and jeers

Also it seems like the lunatics run the asylum now
"While Sommers declined to address accusations from her audience of being a “rape denialist,” activists organized a safe space in Wilder Hall during the event to affirm the experiences of survivors of sexualized violence and provide them with support. The alternative event, We’re Still Here, was attended by approximately 35 students and one dog."

"Before Sommers arrived at Dye Lecture Hall, protesters covered the venue with signs criticizing her beliefs and the event. One sign read “Support Survivors,” referring to survivors of sexualized violence. Another sign read “Rape Culture Hall of Fame” with the names of past and present members of [Oberlin College Republicans and Libertarians]"



Saturday, April 25, 2015

whites deserve everything they get for being cowards.

Date: April 25th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: goybbels

You cannot look at this video and defend whites. The dindus smell blood and they know on an animal level whites have become degenerate. The fag in the hoody at one point is protected by a blonde woman. 30-40 drunk "bros" hide in a bar while dindus are braining people with trashcans. I salute the dindus. Will to power, even if they are chimps.


This emma whatever girl seems retarded. is columbia a ttt?

Date: April 25th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Tags: Columbia University, Emma Sulkowicz, TTT, PUMOs

 "fuck me in the butt" --Emma Sulkowicz

Date: April 25th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: .,.,,.,.,,::,.,,,..,:,..,:,,.,.:...,..,

paragraph 16

While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma Sulkowicz broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows:

Emma Sulkowicz: fuck me in the butt


Friday, April 24, 2015

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Angry Latina gets burr in her panties over Sabado Gigante

Date: April 21st, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Hemidemisemipumo

there has been a certain backwash of american shitliberalism into latin america. it hasn't taken hold in the same way - yet - but the tendencies are clear. latin america is not immune from this stuff, even though it may take somewhat longer for the tentacles to wrap around its throat:

Latinos outgrew Sábado Gigante's racism and misogyny long before it ended

Aura Bogado

i will never see a black doctor again

Date: April 21st, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: randie

had two terrible experiences


Monday, April 20, 2015

Update on Fuckbuddy

Date: April 20th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: AZNgirl w Holocaust Tat Honoring BJC BF's Bubbe

recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her friends before coming home. a few weeks ago, she showed me a text message from her friend saying that she was so drunk that she was grinding with some nowig co-worker that they call hate, which she didnt even remember. of course, to her, it's nbd because "nothing happened." this was after i'd got on her case about letting guys buy her drinks at bars, which she said is nbd bc she doesn't do anything with them. and after she allowed an ex to buy her lunch and theatre tickets, which she said was nbd bc she didnt do anything with him and just used him for free shit.

i wanted to find out if she was being faithful to our "exclusivity," and i figured i'd come out and ask her by laying a subtle trap. i said something in passing like, "i just want to make sure, have we been exclusive the entire time since you've said you've been exclusive." there was a pause and she said "i went out on two first dates, but i hated both of the guys and nothing happened and i didnt do anything."

i went into full depo mode, and questioned her about it. her story was that her slut homewrecking cousin set her up with one guy, and the other guy is some guy she met in the elevator of her building. she was in full defensive / rationalization mode and not even acknowledging that what she did was wrong, and said jezelel-esque shit like, "how would i know if i wanted to be exclusive unless i tested it out to see how i felt about dating other people.

(i'm not sure if she's being honest and fully disclosing everything and this is all that happened, or if this is just the tip of the iceberg. on one hand, she's not a good liar -- especially when confronted -- and is perfectly open about her shitty selfish behavior because she thinks there's nothing wrong with it and loves to rationalize it. on the other hand, she could have been majorly cucking me.)

she didnt even think it was a big deal and didnt expect me to get MAF, but i laid right into her and told her she's a shitty dishonest person and i can never trust her and i can never be with her, and that's it. i told her that exclusivity is exclusivity, and even if it were just a couple first dates, her behavior is still shit, and i'll never be able to trust her again, especially given her attempts to justify her behavior to me and knowing that she cheated on her 3+ year ex AND RATIONALIZED IT and sees nothing wrong with her actions towards him.

the worst part was really that she went back and forth between rationalizing her behavior and apologizing and crying and saying she's sorry and cares so much about me and thinks we have a future and doesnt want it to end and wants to make it up to me. i just went off on her about what a shitty person she is, and didnt look back and didnt hesitate.

this was all over the phone. 20 minutes later, i sent her a nasty email saying, basically "you may rationalize things not working out and say that it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't going to work out long term anyway, but no matter what, you'll always be a selfish cheater for the rest of your life." and then i blocked her on fb.

it's been 3-4 weeks. i'm totally fucking over her. i barely even think about her. i actually feel better about having her toxic personality out of my life. as a total codependent, i'm genuinely shocked i got over her this quickly.


Someone explain how ESPN doesn't fire that cunt Britt McHenry?

Date: April 20th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Zombie Rudolph


Sunday, April 19, 2015

Why doesn't Al Gore run for president in 2016?

Date: April 19th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,


Why do shitlibs think vaginas can't get blown out?

Date: April 19th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.

is it part of their goal to make every woman a slut?


NYC students hold "die in" to protest $15 minimum wage (link)

Date: April 19th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Johnsmeyer

*scratches head*

RATE how FUCKED this recent law grad is

Date: April 19th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: ian mackaye's stupid little hat


Not flame: I know a college grad working @ a $14/hour job

Date: April 19th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: ,.,;,.;,..,.;,.,.,;,.;,.,;,;.,.,,.,

JFC is the economy that bad for recent college grads? Or are they getting lazier?



Saturday, April 18, 2015

TMZ: employees at ESPN demand Britt McHenry's firing

Date: April 18th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: "''"''"''""

Not everyone at ESPN wants Britt McHenry back on the air -- with several employees (including on-air talent) telling us plain and simple -- "She should have been fired."

We spoke with a whole bunch of ESPN employees ... from producers to production people and even famous faces ... and not one person said they're down with the 1-week suspension.

One high level producer tells us, "She's the worst. Hopefully she'll be fired soon."

Another person told us, "[What she did] reflects on all of us at ESPN. She will be fired soon. If not, I'll be shocked."

"She came off more than rude in that clip. It seems like she needs some humble pie," says another ESPN staffer ... "[ESPN] can find a million Britt McHenrys to replace her."

One famous ESPN'er (who also didn't want to be named) told us, "Put it like this, she's replaceable."

We reached out to Britt for comment -- but so far, it's radio silence.



Thursday, April 16, 2015

Met a really bitchy lawyer bitch today

Date: April 16th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: .........,.................

Was screaming at people and bitching them out. Kept mentioning how she is a LAWYER. Attended a TTT ranked in the 100s and is living on welfare/doing part-time contract work. WTF no you are not SPECIAL for being a lawyer. If anything, you are a RETARD for becoming a lawyer and not being able to make any money from it


Chief Justice Roberts called for jury duty. Didn't make the cut.

Date: April 16th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

What a failure.

Lindsey Lohan is only 28. Seems like she has been a train wreck

Date: April 16th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Zombie Rudolph

for like 10 years.


Monday, April 13, 2015

Jerkoff associate fucking ripped my memo apart and CC'd partner

Date: April 13th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: IGWWC (

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had one typo in the case name when just doing basic summary. He is like is that a different case or a typo? Please shepardized everything again, those cases seem old. Yea no shit i fucking shepardized it when doing it- obv still good law.


RATE this tumblr nude photo chick's unhinged SCREED

Date: April 13th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: ,.,.;;,.,.;;::,.,,,.,.::,.,.:,.,.,::,.,.:,.;.,

Almost every IP on my tracker right now has found me through one of the various porn blogs I never wanted to be reblogged by, and is proceeding to go through all my selfies and nudes, and I feel more like an object than a person. This happens all the time.

I really hate this. I like being naked, I like being an exhibitionist, and I like sex. But I do not like swarms of cishets scouring my blog for tits to rub their dick to, as if that’s the only useful thing I have to offer.
I hate you, people who do this, I really really hate you and I think you should know that you’re gross and I wouldn’t touch you if you had the greatest body of all time. I’d still think you were gross and I’d rather light myself on fire than be your sexual fantasy


Sunday, April 12, 2015

Rate this "I need feminism" pwning of reptiles

Date: April 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Full House amateur referring to 'Uncle Joey'


I'm the guy whose wife is cheating on him. Question for you guys

Date: April 12th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: ......,.........,.............

I want to get into her email. What is a good keylogger I can use to get her pw?


Thursday, April 9, 2015

Tinder Penalizes Users for Racist Swipes

Date: April 9th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: A game of "

Swiped Minorities Left? Your Profile May Be Invisible to Tinder's "Most Attractive" Users

In the world of Tinder, casual racism is as pernicious as in the real world, and with the same consequences, say its creators.

OK, maybe refusing to swipe African American women right isn't as disgusting as expressions of hatred in generations past, but as far as the popular dating app is concerned, you ought to face the same stigma. Tinder refuses to release its complicated algorithms explaining who sees whom, but company officials did recently confirm that certain user behaviors are penalized with increasingly "lower profiles".

"It's really nothing more than fair play," says the App's co-founder Justin Mateen. "If your behavior towards people of color is so out of tune with the times, your views probably shouldn't be passed to future generations, and certainly aren't anything we welcome at Tinder."


Observers and tech-wizards have commented since the App's debut that more "attractive" users tend to be shown profiles of other users deemed more attractive, based upon swipe patterns and facial analysis software. Mateen also holds that this is nothing new. "Our goal is help create community," he writes. "Not everyone belongs in every community."

And while he would not confirm that the dating app's software records and stores each of your swipes, he acknowledged that if a user rejected the photographs of a certain number of users of color, pictures and profile information were stored -- potentially to be accessed by groups that monitor hate online.

Is Tinder Tinkering Too Much?

Asked whether swipe preferences are just personal and not signs of anything more ominous, Mateen again re-iterated the software company's goals of creating "twenty-first century community, absent the ugly hang-ups of a pre-internet America."

"It's not just about race or color," Mateen responded. "Newer generations of the software will also phase in matching users with other users of various gender identities, regardless of initial settings," he said. "And should users consistently swipe people left because they are male or homosexual, well there are consequences to that too."





ITT: if u were invisible for one hour what would u do

Date: April 9th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: ....,,.,...,,,;;;,...,,,..,,.

Cockatoo Imitates Couple Arguing

Date: April 9th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Main Force Patrol

"You're going to fuck it up. You're going to screw it up. Fucking slut. Everybody knows you're gonna fuck it up. Everybody knows you're an asshole."


Wednesday, April 8, 2015

lol this website posted an autoadmit link i tweeted

Date: April 8th, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: scholarship (gone till may)


Who is this flag burningBitch Ela Thier

Date: April 4th, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.;;;;..;.;.;.,.,.,..,,..,,..,,..,

Who is this Ela Thier & why is encyclopedia dramatica bort going apeshit over her??


Date: April 4th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,..,,,.,....,

these lulz might explain hth

With match in hand, Ela Thier set a flag soaked in lighter fluid aflame. "I'm doing this because I want to show how angry I am, I believe that the Supreme Court has violated my basic human rights."

"GIVE ME MY ABORTION!" shrieked Ela Thier, before torching the flag

not flame...

Tags: Ela ThierEla ThierEla ThierEla ThierEla Thier 
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Ela Thier 
Open Letter To POTUS: The American Dream Has Failed Me (UVA 3L)

Date: April 8th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: .,.,,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,,..,..,!


Monday, April 6, 2015

cat literally result of millions of years of predator evolution

Date: April 6th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: the special technique of shadowpoasting

yet he sometimes still falls off the table


Lifts EVERYONE does wrong

Date: April 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: RCP90

Barbell Rows


Overhead Press


lol, beaners do dumb shit online, shocked by consequences (artic

 Date: April 6th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

The Horrifying Harassment Latinas Face Online
Best friend humble bragged about OK Cupid guy she fucked on firs

Date: April 6th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: 433

first date.

She said he didn't wear a condom, because "he's really big" and a normal-sized condom would break. I kind of rolled my eyes and said that's total guy flame, and she was like "no, for real. He was like halfway inside me and he had to stop because it wouldn't fit." Then I involuntarily had this look of disgust/TMI, because her rank insecurity and IRL-shrewthreading was too TTT for me to handle. I feel a little bad about my reaction but she'll live.


#blackbrunch founder seeking pro bono lawyer for odd case

Date: April 6th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: .,.,..,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.,:,.,.:,::.,:.::..,


Can't tell if this lib article is flame (liking tits is sexist)

Date: April 6th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.

So You’re a ‘Breasts Man’? Here Are 3 Reasons That Could Be Sexist

April 5, 2015 by Jenika McCrayer


Saturday, April 4, 2015

consequences of fake affirmative action claim?

Date: April 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.:

like what the fuck can schools do if you claim to be hispanic on your application? Can thy give you a fucking blood test or what? How is this nonsense policed?



AutoAdmit daily vocabulary quiz - April 4, 2015

Date: April 4th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: :;:,.,:..,,,.;,

Define the following:






Mindy kalings bro scammed affirmative action

Date: April 4th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Harold Lloyd (thesilentshitposter)

Vijay Chokal-Ingam, brother of Fox star Vera Mindy Chokalingam (known professionally as Mindy Kaling), says he pretended to be African American in 1998-99 in order to gain admission to medical school:

In my junior year of college, I realized that I didn’t have the grades or test scores to get into medical school, at least not as an Indian-American.

Still, I was determined to become a doctor and I knew that admission standards for certain minorities under affirmative action were, let’s say… less stringent?

So, I shaved my head, trimmed my long Indian eyelashes, and applied to medical school as a black man. My change in appearance was so startling that my own fraternity brother didn’t recognize me at first. I even joined the Organization of Black Students and started using my embarrassing middle name that I had hidden from all of my friends since I was a 9 years old.

Vijay the Indian-American frat boy become Jojo the African American Affirmative Action applicant to medical school.


GF admitted she has fucked a guy with a 9 inch dick

Date: April 4th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.

said it was huge and "felt like totally weird". I asked her if mine was big, and she was like hehe no its medium. thoughts?


Shitlib bakery "attacked" by conservatives (link)

Date: April 4th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery


*The "attackers" appear to be an evangelical group in Arizona and the bakery is in Florida.

*The group took down the video after having it up for only a few hours on Thursday.

*The supposedly terrified bakery RE-POSTED the video on Friday.

But shitlibs will say this is exactly the same thing (or worse) as the pizza place.


Thursday, April 2, 2015

Memories Pizza GoFundMe: $102,952 in 16 hours

Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.

lol fags

Militant gays and far left liberals are the true bullies now

Date: April 2nd, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Obama's Second Term

You always hear arrow and benzo saying shit like "good, it's about time that gays/Libs fought back."

However I don't remember a time when thousands of non-Libs grouped together to bully people out of jobs or bully a small business to be shut down. Libs do this now whenever they are offended about anything, even if their reasons for doing so are misguided or dishonest, and due to the Internet the lib hordes descend down until the bones are picked dry. And it's even considered acceptable among mainstream "normal" liberals. "They had it coming," they would say. Even when proven totally wrong, they never admit being wrong, and often continue piling on their victims.

Liberals are the true bullies now, and they are far nastier and collectively have more power thanks to the Internet than any "right wing bully" ever had.


Wednesday, April 1, 2015

 New hire repeatedly missing deadlines

Date: April 1st, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

Guy keeps saying "I will have this done by this day". Never completes it by the day. This is really starting to affect me adversely. Pissed.

NBC is saying there's cell phone video of plane's final seconds

Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's too-much-caffeine shits

I'm watching NBC News, and they just reported that - although Germanwings execs are claiming it's a fake - journalists are adamant that the cell phone video (taken from INSIDE THE FUCKING PLANE) is legit. How long until this leaks?


I would be absolutely miserable as a lawyer

Date: April 1st, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.,.,.,.

It doesn't match my personality at all. Now not sure what to do anymore

LOL, psychobiatch burns flag, demands abortion (link)


Date: April 1st, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

not flame...

Rachmiel's Final Judgement is Upon Us

Date: April 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: chilmata (
xo 2015 Sophomore of the Year)

31 When the Founder of Autoadmit returns in his glory, and all the poasters with him, then he will poast on his glorious bort. 32 Before him will be gathered all the poasters, and he will separate sumos from pumos as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 And he will place the sumos on his right, but the pumos on the left. 34 Then the Founder of Autoadmit will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my moniker, inherit the bort prepared for you from the foundation of the internet. 35 For I was bored and you gave me niggerthreading, I was suicidal and you gave me funny memes, I was a stranger and you blank bumped me, 36 I was naked and you didn’t spam my dick pics, I was sick and you gave me Dr. Wyrm, I was in prison and you trolled Idris Ela.’ 37 Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Rachmiel, when did we niggerthread, or create funny memes? 38 And when did we blank bump any of your posts? 39 And when did we ever send Dr. Wyrm to help you or troll Idris Elba?’ 40 And the Founder of Autoadmit will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed pumos, into the internet's ether prepared for Peter North and his alts. 42 For I was bored and you spammed the bort with your silly nonsense, I was suicidal and you begged me to pull the plug, 43 I was a stranger and you did not blank bump my threads, naked and you spammed my dick pics all over the internet.’ 44 Then the pumos also will answer, saying, ‘Rachmiela, when did we see you bored or suicidal, and did not minister to you?’ 45 Then he will answer them, saying, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.’ 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment, banished to reddit forever, but the righteous into xo immortality.”