Friday, December 26, 2014

Waiting on AAA on the side of the road. Broke down. Taking Q's

Date: December 26th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: &&&

I'm in a safe spot relatively close to home, but they said it was going to be like 90 minutes. I was just thinking how it was nice that I have never been driving a car that just gave out on me too. At least I'm close to home/not on a highway.


Fell down 5-6 flights of stairs last night. Fucked up my knee.

Date: December 26th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Rousseau

In so much pain. Every 5-6 seconds I get like 5 seconds of constant pain and then after that the pain dulls for 5-6 secs and it happens all over again.




Law Grad working as Data Analyst at F500

Date: December 26th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: FuckJD

T20 law grad. Ivy UG in Econ. Didn't get Biglaw offer after 2L and considered dropping out.. but got a tech consulting gig before graduation via networking.

Worked at a large tech consulting firm for several years, doing tech implementation consulting. Recently got a job as a data analyst at a large tech firm, doing tasks such as analyzing data using SQL queries, Excel VBA, etc.

As a law grad working in a very non-law related field, I'm willing to take any questions.



Tuesday, December 23, 2014

GAME OF THRONES is a TTT show/book series

Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: winter solstice sharklasers

I made the mistake of marathoning the TV show then reading about what happens in the books that have been released so far.

What an utterly terrible story. Most everyone I care about is dead. Now it's a bunch of minor characters running around doing dumb shit.

Dragon girl is somewhat interesting but has spent the entire story (4 seasons + the stuff that happens in the book) chilling on another continent with essentially no interaction with the main story. I'm sure she'll swoop in with her dragons during the final season but right now she's just a boring waste of time sideshow.

Jon Snow is kinda compelling but he's fucked.

Goddamn I want those 40 hours of my life back.



fat acceptance is unique to American shitlibs

Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: fuck sluts with the big humongous butts

Shitlibs in other countries are still fat-shamers, and react to fat by getting the vapors about the public health consequences of obesity
Let's remember 1994 for a few moments

Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: evan39

I was 13 and playing SNES. Nobody had internet or cell phones. I saved my money to buy a book of cheat codes for Final Fantasy. Life was fun and innocent.



ITT: Post Your Top 5 Films of 2014

Date: December 23rd, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement That Dripped Eggnog (

1 Grand Budapest Hotel

2 Nightcrawler
3 Boyhood
4 The Babadook
5 Interstellar

Honorable Mention: Guardians of the Galaxy

I haven't seen Birdman yet because I'm a loser, but that would otherwise probably make it on here.



Monday, December 22, 2014

WORST video game you have ever played?

Date: December 22nd, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Gumnut

I fucking hated Little Big Planet. Like an interior designing game.

I also hated Mario is Missing. Who cares, fuck Mario. It's Luigi's time to shine

NYPD heroes plan a vote of NO CONFIDENCE against liBlasio

Date: December 22nd, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.,..,,,.,...

No Confidence in the Mayor!

How does this Mayor have the fvcking balls to show up at the hospital?

Rest in Peace Officers, to the public welfare recipients and transient hipster deusche bags, GO FVCK YOURSELF...

All of you, the Mayor, the PC and these hipster fvcks all bear responsibility for this execution. They all thought it was cute and provocative to chant, "What do we want, Dead Cops!" Fvck them all...


ITT: Post your best evidence disproving liberal myths

Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: """''""''''

Here's the format for this thread: each new post will be a lib myth, and the replies are to be evidence against that myth. I invite you to participate with myths and evidence.

First lib myth: "Poverty is a better predictor for crime than race. / Blacks aren't genetically more violent."



Friday, December 19, 2014

UR OLD: 9/11 was closer to the 80's than it is to now

Date: December 19th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: donny (

think about that


ACK! Best presents for a 15 year old boy?

Date: December 19th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Sue Ellen

Brother is 15, soon to be 16. I have no idea what to get him. I am far from being in his demographic :). I am NOT going to buy him clothes.

He is a very typical boy - but that means he has all the sporting items and video games and such. I know nothing about video games, so I'm not going in that direction.

Give me some ideas people!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

this place is surreal as fuck

Date: December 16th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: phd in teenage elf suicide prevention (cadet nog)

jsut a bunch of weird bros saying all kinds of deep shit at each other



Monday, December 15, 2014

LOL, Russia raises rates to 17%

Date: December 15th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: broken4T

lol at PuTTTin 
teaching Ayn Rand â advice please

Date: December 15th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Read Ayn Rand

how do i share the great ideas of Ayn Rand without people thinking i'm trolling? it's really important. how do i get that across?
Gave partner wrong law. He used it in letter to opp. counsel.
Date: December 15th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: <(^o^)>

How fukt if he finds out?
Has anyone here lived in a studio apt.?

Date: December 15th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: bust a move (
stone cold rhymin')

I'm considering move into a studio apt. after years of living alone in 1 or 2 bedroom units. Obviously, it would cut down on cost and I could live in a better location (downtown).

The unit I'm considering has this layout:

Can anyone here tell me what that would be like? I've yet to view the apt, so I have no idea how they arrange their furniture. Fortunately, I don't have much in the way of furniture or clutter. But I have no idea if my twin-size bed could fit in that "alcove."
Best NFL Quarterback WITHOUT a Superbowl ring?

Date: December 15th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: (* )( o )

Edit: Among CURRENT Quarterbacks

Sunday, December 14, 2014

gf's pussy stinks

Date: December 14th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,

rotting tuna smell on my fingers

lol at eating that out, no fucking way
Police Officer taking questions

Date: December 14th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Phat Booty Hunter Returns

feel free to ask about job related questions, etc.
The time Whorie masturbated to Vietnam war photos

Date: December 14th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,.,.,.,.,,,,.,.,.,..,,.,.,,,.,....,

Normally I just laugh at the "azngirls want to murder their own men" posts, but even this gave me pause

She gets MORE aroused from pictures of shirtless white guys when she finds out they just came back from MURDERING ASIAN MEN IN THE JUNGLE

lol, just lol azn women
LA Times: Russia is fucked, and Putin's asshole is ripped in 2

Date: December 14th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: ( . )Y( . )
Should I go from law to CPA?

Date: December 14th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: ....;;....;;.....;.;....;....

Or is this stupid?

I have a business/math background (but few accounting classes). I could probably take all the classes in one year though to qualify for the exam.

My personality:
Sort of Type-A, but disorganized
Good with numbers (or at least I used to be before LAWL School)
Prefer back office jobs, with little client interaction
Want 9 to 5 job in the suburbs
New dating app founded by a Stanford GSB chick

Date: December 14th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: ,..,......,.......,...................

Date: December 14th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: wyrm

Let's face it .. the biggest deal about this app is the Ethnicity and Height filter. Now women can block out those pesky sub-6'0 minorities (Asian and Indian men, this includes you!).

But here's the thing, there's no way in hell that a the man in the sample image, a 6'5 attractive white stanford grad, is ever going to need to a resort to a dating app to find a woman for a relationship. A man of this caliber already has a waiting list of women a mile long who want to be with him. All his friends are trying to hook him up with their friends. He has his whole alumni network. This guy is usually never single. The only thing this guy needs an app for is to find a a wide variety of sex partners in a discreet manner (to prevent his gf/wife from finding out).

And that's exactly what this app is. A way for high-caliber white men to easily find women for SEX. (ie the men who will actually PAY for this service) And a way for women to easily filter for those types of men.

This is why "elite" dating apps aimed toward desirable people will fail. Because desirable people have no problem finding relationships without apps. All these apps will eventually just become apps for elite men to find quick sex.
gas at a dollar fifty, dow at 20,000 on election day 2016

Date: December 14th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Benzo (
coke zero )

Date: December 14th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: ,.;',.;',.;',.;',.;',.;',.;',.;'

also 25% unemployment and $40 Trillion nat'l debt.

such a healthy, vibrant economy
Chris Rock's essay on Hollywood's Race Problem

Date: December 14th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: A Complex Jewish Man Living in Dublin

jesus fucking christ. holywood is kike run. everyone knows this. 
So wait, can we ALL cop 18 yo Ukranian wife easily?

Date: December 14th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: ...,.,.,

Is what that Chinese bro did representative of what could easily happen to any wealthy foreigner?

Like, are they just making a big deal about it because it's a one in a million WGWAG but because of the wealth/povery dynamics it's just what happens on the reg?

Date: December 14th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

All the horror stories about Russian mail order brides arent really "Russian." Like 90% of the whores in the CIS are Ukrainians and Moldovans. Russian women don't whore -- don't need to because wages in Russia are 4-5x wages in Ukraine. I wouldn't touch hahol snatch with a 20 foot pole. Ukrainian society is utterly devoid of morals. They have all taken literally miles of cock. Aint a wholesome Christian girls in the whole of Ukraine. They can't survive.

Right now Ukraine is utterly lawless. Its like the 90s in Russia only way worse because the memory of the USSR kept things halfway civil even during the gang warfare in 1990s Russia. In Ukraine its literally acid baths and "we'll kill your entire family." Crime is so off the charts that Verka Serduchka the transsexual singer fled to Germany last month because he/she was getting robbed at gun point in Kiev 3 times a day.

lol, since WHEN is Lena Chen (Harvard) 22??

 lol, since WHEN is Lena Chen (Harvard) 22??


Date: December 14th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.:,,:,::,...,,.:.:.,:.::,.



Tags:Lena Chen, Lena Chen Harvard, IvyGate,  Lena Chen, Lena Chen Harvard, Lena Chen Berlin, chicktionary, Lena Chen, Lena Chen Saga

tags: Lena Chen, Lena Chen Harvard, thechicktionary, sexandtheivy, Harvard, College Sex Bloggers
A 17-year-old NOWIG at Stuyvesant made $72M on the stock market

Date: December 14th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

(it's the ny post, so it might be total bullshit)
"Serial" -- do libs really think Adnan is innocent?

Date: December 14th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: christmas (, the poaster, mance rayder)

I heard in the latest episode that they're bringing an ineffective assistance claim for Adnan, just lol. His lawyer may have been a screeching harpy but she was probably better than 90% of the attorneys doing murder defense trials.

The host finally started to seem skeptical of Adnan until the "Innocence Project" crusader lady came on and blew smoke up her ass.
Whenever I visit Charleston, I realize I'm throwing my life away
Date: December 14th, 2014 9:51 AM
Author: .,,....,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,

everyone is so chill and happy down here. the girls are hot as fuck and not bitchy, depressed or psycho. people are put-together from a fashion standpoint in a very classic, timeless way. you can shoot the breeze about simple stuff and have it be enjoyable. no expectations except to enjoy life and treat each other well.

NYC/DC/SF/LA are such circle-jerks of ugly, unpleasant, striverish, soulless drones who add unnecessary ennui and drama to their lives and invest way too much time, energy, and resources to sustain it. Charleston is heaven-on-earth and most people won't pause long enough from their ongoing bullshit to realize it.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Receiving anal sex is terrible

Date: December 13th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: redrum

It doesn't hurt so much at the time but I completely crapped myself with diarrhea about 2 hours later and had pain and a small amount of bleeding the next day.
Who's the smartest prof at HLS?

Date: December 13th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: ....,..,...,.,,..,.,..,...,,.,.....

Always hear stories about how Nesson was brilliant. People talk about

Feldman a lot too. But Meltzer struck me as the smartest dude whose 
class i took.  

Date: December 13th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: bust a move (
stone cold rhymin')

Wasn't Feldman first in his UG class and first in his LS class? 

Date: December 13th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: ,,,,,,.,,,..,,,,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

yeah he was #1 at harvard ug, but he majored in fucking middle eastern studies. 
hard to take that seriously. 
How can anyone be against Elizabeth Warren???

Date: December 13th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,.;..,:::,.:,.,.:.:.,:::,.


Focusing just on the content of her ideas, there's really no argument to be 
made against unless you're a crony, or work for a crony yourself.

Date: December 13th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: ....,..,...,.,..,.,..,...,,.,.....

She was by far the dumbest professor i had at hls...
She's just not that smart.  

Super ambitious though, obviously.

Date: December 13th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,,,,.,.,

This. She talks anti-elitism but her entire life has been the most striverish climb up the 

ladder of elitism. When she talks about elites and cronyism with such passion it's because 
she's talking about herself.

Thread HERE

Jennifer Lawrence Is Paid Less "because she's a slut" (Sony Hack
Date: December 13th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,,:,.,.:.:.,:.::

Friday, December 12, 2014

Rachmiel is sitting on $1B+ message board template.. LJL

Date: December 12th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: : ^) (
certified T16 poaster)

It's insane how much better the format of XO is than literally every other message board.

Date: December 12th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: lovely wendall for a sleigh ride together with you

It seems terrible, but once you are used to it everything else seems terrible.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM

Author: '"'''""''"

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

"I was raped during my rape fantasy"

Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 AM
Author: ,,,.,,......,,....

Two weeks ago, my gentle and loving boyfriend of three months held me down and forced me to have sex with him against my will, and then told me I had asked for it. And technically, he was right.

Jacob and I had only been dating about a month and a half when I intimated that I had a rape fantasy. Over the years, I’d had my share of experience with role-playing and rough sex. I vividly recall a male friend of mine in college telling me that I had a distinct air of “sexual prey” about me, and me thinking that this was a huge compliment. Being dominated and playing the innocent who secretly wasn’t had been my currency and had guided the sexual dynamic I forged with partners for the last 10 years. But only for the last few months had I allowed myself to entertain what I considered to be the final frontier — a simulated rape.
The problem, of course, was that since we’d never discussed it, his decision to enact it without any prior dialogue, without my consent, robbed me of the control that would’ve made it a rape fantasy rather than an out-and-out rape.

( hamm)

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Fakest part of UVA story that has not been widely discussed

Date: December 6th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Aaron Pryor

"But payback for being so public on a campus accustomed to silence was swift. This past spring, in separate incidents, both Emily Renda and Jackie were harassed outside bars on the Corner by men who recognized them from presentations and called them "cunt" and "feminazi bitch." One flung a bottle at Jackie that broke on the side of her face, leaving a blood-red bruise around her eye."

1) If you had a glass bottle thrown at your head so hard that it shatters, you are going to have worse injuries than just a bruise. 2) Not even remotely conceivable that a guy could do this in a crowded college bar atmosphere without setting off a massive brawl, but the article suggests everyone basically ignored it.


Friday, December 5, 2014