Wednesday, September 30, 2015

I couldn't pull the trigger on this Seekingarrangement chick

Date: September 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: .,,...,..,.,.,..,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,.,

everything was set up perfectly. she's was willing, up for meeting tonight, and was cheerful and responsive every step of the way. but i think she might be a literal whore. i chickened out, burned my burner number and deactivated my account.

i've never been with a chick anywhere close to this hot. it just felt wrong. i'm such a loser. can't even pay for something good. i blew it, right?


ITT: Porn movies about law shrews

Date: September 30th, 2015 9:05 AM
Author: Cock McStuffins

Debbie Does Document Review

Monday, September 21, 2015

New feminisLUt hashtag: brag about your abortion with #ShoutYourAbortion

Date: September 21st, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Academia is a scam

Yes, Lindy West is participating:

Lindy West ‏@thelindywest Sep 20
My abortion was in '10 & the career I've built since then fulfills me & makes me better able to care for kids I have now. #ShoutYourAbortion

J. Qu'emi ‏@bunnibutts 4h4 hours ago
I was 20. Among other things, the dysphoria surrounding a pregnancy as a transperson would have been a lot to cope with. #ShoutYourAbortion
270 retweets 896 favorites

Jana ‏@janamolsen Sep 20

#shoutyourabortion is an excellent hash tag but let's keep in mind that being able to do so a privilege. So many have to keep it a secret.


Date: September 23rd, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: . . .. . ... ... .. ..

Wait, Lindy West had an abortion in 2010??? She must have been in her mid-thirties and her career was already going...


Saturday, September 19, 2015

Ahmed Mohamed: Calling Bullshit on Clock Kid

Date: September 19th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.

Lots more has come out since I called this.

His dad is an activist and attention seeker for the cause of fighting anti-Islamophobia.

He was called a bomb thrower at school before it all went down. He says that when he build the clock he took steps to make it less suspicious. That means he knew in advance that it could cause suspicion. The first teacher who saw it confirmed that by telling him not to let other see it.

He didn't really build a clock. He bought (or did his parent buy it?) an old electronic clock, presumably off of eBay. Coincidentally, a clock of that type was the one used in the Air India 182 bombing, which killed hundreds.

Once he bought the old electronic clock, he took off the cover and exposed the insides (again, realizing it would look suspicious).

Although he was warned to not show it again he did. Supposedly the second teacher heard beeping or something. This part is less clear to me. Did he keep it running? Plug it in? Use the alarm feature?

Naturally the school did what it should: get the device and ask him questions. Not surprisingly he did not have good answers. Officers say he was passive aggressive when asked questions. There was no real reason to bring it to school, he knew in advance it would be seen as suspicious and the first teacher warned him.

There was no need to arrest him. They should have suspended him for a few days.

You will hear and read almost none of this in the mainstream media.


Rate this quote from Cicero on suicide.

Date: September 19th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: RCP90

When a man's circumstances contain a preponderance of things in accordance with nature, it is appropriate for him to remain alive; when he possesses or sees in prospect a majority of the contrary things, it is appropriate for him to depart from life…. Even for the foolish, who are also miserable, it is appropriate for them to remain alive if they possess a predominance of those things which we pronounce to be in accordance with nature (Cicero, III, 60–61).


LOL. Look at all the gifts Microsoft gave clock boy Ahmed Mohamed

Date: September 19th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: a piece of unyielding granite

for future reference

Date: September 19th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: """'"'''"

this kid is a fucking retard and not a future employee you dumb shithead. this is a rasquach alt isnt it?


Date: September 19th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: animeboi

How do we know about Ahmed Mohamed? Because he gave a interview to the press showing his non-functional electronics workbench and his non-functional "inventions" which were just boards pulled out of commercial products, and his computer had a photo of a circuitboard on the screen from Google Image Search because fucking rubes like you think people use photos of circuitboards to build stuff.


Date: September 19th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.

If he had actually made a clock you might have a point, but the kid is a retard who disassembled a clock and put it in a briefcase.



Date: September 19th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: a piece of unyielding granite

*3d prints off suit case, disassembles 3d printer and puts it in suit case* "look I made a 3d printer!"


Date: September 19th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,:....:.,:.::,

i don't know why but this makes me sick to my stomach. forget the oppression olympics, now we've got an oppression lottery.


Thursday, September 17, 2015

Just created a Shrew GF twitter account. Which one should I start with?

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;.....

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;.....:....;....;..;.....

Here is my BIO so far:

Is there anything better than BRUNCH in Manhattan? If so, I've never seen it ;)

Taking suggestions.

Also, ideas on a profile pic?


Hey DumbFuck Trump supporters: Once SNL goes on the air, he's DONE.

Date: September 17th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;......;....;..;.....

Just needed to bring you a dose of fucking reality.


Tuesday, September 15, 2015

DE BLASIO to make Computer Science "Mandatory" in NY Public Schools

Date: September 15th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: TRUMPumo Scum

lol, good luck getting illiterate nigs to program.


PICS of girls you've f8cked off TINDER

Date: September 15th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: ...;;.,,,....,,,;.,,,,

Chick on right. Had a few drinks and was pounding away raw doggy style in less than 2 hours. Let me jizz in her mouth.


serious question: why is rape that bad?

Date: September 15th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.:,...,:,...;:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

from a guy's perspective, it's the same as physical assault. i'd rather be raped than knocked out or beaten for any amount of time.

i really don't understand why women think it's just below murder, or worse.


Date: September 15th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Border Guard to Refugee: Pls draw a picture of Mohammed.

Date: September 15th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle ( )

Seems like a reasonable screening mechanism to me. If you won't, then you're either sufficiently tied up in Islamic superstition that we definitely don't want you here, or you're not really a refugee and won't cross a mild taboo to proceed. Either way, you can turn right back around. If you will, then there's at least a rebuttable presumption that you're not the sort of person who would shoot up a magazine. Sure, some will go undercover and do it anyway, but some won't. AND it might even discourage people who won't do it from making the journey in the first place, so even better.


Liza Tucker: Time to Censor Google in U.S. (WashPo)

Date: September 15th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

By Liza Tucker September 13

Liza Tucker is a consumer advocate with the nonprofit group Consumer Watchdog.

Imagine your 18-year-old daughter is decapitated in a car accident. Gruesome police photographs of her body are leaked onto the Internet. Every time someone searches your family’s name, the photos pop up at the top of the page. That’s what happened to Christos and Lesli Catsouras because in the United States, unlike in Europe, search engines are not required to act on requests by individuals to remove such links.


Date: September 15th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

I wonder how many thousands of people are gonna google Headless Nicole Catsouras pics now

BTW, her parents hired to "clean up" the "damage" LJL


Monday, September 14, 2015

Lmao. I let a chick borrow my backpacking shit. She returned my stuff today

Date: September 14th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: century city mall food court (luis)

Twist: the stuff she "returned" isn't mine. Much shittier sleeping bag and a completely different pack. Jfc could she fuck that up

 being nice to people is such a hassle sometimes


Lol - libs are mad at Matt Damon now for "whitesplaining"

Date: September 14th, 2015 7:41 PM
Author: ..............;...................

As a producer of Project Greenlight, Damon must have approved of the inclusion of this exchange. I’d like to think that he decided to include it because showing himself being so incredibly wrong could be a lesson for other filmmakers. But the cynical side of me thinks it was included because he felt he had made his point well and wanted the world to hear it.


"Witches" in Brooklyn cast hexes on Trump (link) (180 must see lib insanity)

Date: September 14th, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: A YUGE Master Purchase Agmt Negotiated by Trump ( )


CGWBT Rips up Trump Protest Sign, Shrugs

Date: September 14th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: a piece of unyielding granite


memories of my LSAT prep class

Date: September 14th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: """'''"""

It was the summer of 2006. I was just one school year away from completing a bachelor's degree in Political Science. I had no work experience to speak of: I had spent every summer in college lazing around in my parents house, sleeping until 3 PM and posting on the internet all day.

Desiring not to spend my post-college life in the same way, I determined to take the LSAT and gain admission to one of the nation's top law schools. My first practice LSAT, which I had taken a year earlier, was a disappointing 164, which had caused me to enroll in a Princeton Review course on my college campus as a junior. The Princeton Review course was not very good, and only increased my score by about 5 points.

My mother sought out the advice of a private law school admissions counselor, who told us that Princeton Review LSAT prep classes were not very good, and that we needed to go with PowerScore or TestMasters instead, as these were the two best companies. Well, "there are some better ones, but they're only out on the east coast. Those two are the best around here."

Summer of 2006 was when I would take a TestMasters class, learning the methods of the man who set the world record for most 180's on the LSAT. The course was not offered in my home town, so my mother had to drive me 40 minutes each way to a wealthy suburb where the class was held. It was something she was willing to do twice a week: after all, she had moved to this country so I could get a quality education and become a member of the elite, and TestMasters was going to help me get there.

My instructor was a pot-smoking hippie who had graduated with a degree in Philosophy from a small, liberal arts college. As far as I could tell, teaching the LSAT was his only job. He had gotten a 178 on the test. It was bizarre top me that he would work as an LSAT instructor. With that kind of score, I figured, he could have easily gotten into Harvard. He could now be a corporate lawyer making $200,000, and yet here he is teaching LSAT classes for far less? I prayed for his soul.

My TestMasters instructor told me that I needed to chart out all of the arguments and games on the LSAT, reduce them to if/then statements and then coldly apply the rules of logic. "Every single one?", I said. "Surely, that is impossible".

"It is the only way," he replied.

At first, it took me forever to do it, and I ran out of time. But as I practiced more and more (on real LSATs, not on the fake ones Princeton Review gives you), I got fast at it. Some of what I was doing seemed counterintuitive - for example the fact that I could not assume that "most" meant over 50% - but it mattered not that the responses this method gave me made sense, it mattered only that they were CREDITED.

School started again in the fall. I got a 178 on a practice test. I was ready.

It was a cold, rainy October day when I finally took the real LSAT. My mother waited in the parking lot for me to finish, all 5 hours, rain pouring on her windshield. I methodically bulldozed my way through the logical reasoning and games sections, reducing everything to a chart. I ran into some bumps on the reading comprehension - it was heavy with science. My instructor told us there was little use practicing for reading comprehension, it could not be gamed the way the other parts could.

For weeks thereafter, I had nightmares of waking up to a 169. But finally my score came. I got a 175. I called my mother, and we had a celebratory dinner at a Thai restaurant. Her son would be going to an elite law school.

"I have often doubted if moving to this country was the right thing to do," she told me. "Not anymore."


can white guys even count AZN chicks towards their number?

Date: September 14th, 2015 11:34 AM

Jfc its easy


Date: September 14th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle ( )

Corollary: Do Azngirls have to count white guys in their number, or is it understood that it was beyond their control?


Date: September 14th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

I don't think so. This azn only counts "30". That HAS to be non-whites.


Sunday, September 13, 2015

WARNING: Pensive has RETURNED to ARE BOART, now poasting as "protein"

Date: September 13th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: .,.,;.,.,.;::,:,.,.;.,;,,.:,.,.,::,.,.::,,,,.,


women on instagram DESTROY short guys (don't click if short)

women on instagram DESTROY short guys (don't click if short)

Date: September 13th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: DGB, not DBG

zoom in



ITT, we post pics of girls who look like putrid farters

ITT, we post pics of girls who look like putrid farters

Date: September 13th, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: James Joyce Jr.


Topless protesters disrupt Muslim conference on women

 Topless protesters disrupt Muslim conference on women
Date: September 13th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: .,.,.;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

Two Femen protesters were arrested after baring their breasts at a controversial conference near Paris on the role of Muslim women. 

Femen (the topless Islam protesters) can RUB THEIR TITS IN MY FACE ANY DAY

Date: September 13th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: .;.;..;;......................,.,.,.,.,.,;.

holy fuck, unconditional surrender NOW


Pensive banned on his hugboxes (HN, Quora); goes BALLISTIC

 Pensive banned on his hugboxes (HN, Quora); goes BALLISTIC

Date: September 13th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: .,.,;.,.,.;.;,.,;,,.:,.,.,::,.,.::,,,,.,

Coined his own hashtag #QuoraGate and everything. - banned on HN for calling Marisa Mayer a cunt and sock-puppet megaposting on Quora.



NYT: The college lecture format discriminates against blacks and women

Date: September 13th, 2015 10:47 AM
Author: LA Phil

DOES the college lecture discriminate? Is it biased against undergraduates who are not white, male and affluent? 

Given that active-learning approaches benefit all students, but especially those who are female, minority, low-income and first-generation, shouldn’t all universities be teaching this way?


Date: September 13th, 2015 7:14 PM
Author: <( ' ' <)~~

Yeah, women are really getting their asses kicked in education.


Date: September 13th, 2015 10:07 PM
Author: .,.,;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

Dumb whore who wrote this shit has ZERO credentials:


M.S., Mid-Career Program, Journalism

B.A., American Studies

"Annie Murphy Paul is a book author, magazine journalist, consultant and speaker who helps people understand how we learn and how we can do it better. A contributing writer for Time magazine, she writes a weekly column about learning for, and also blogs about learning at,,, and She contributes toThe New York Times Magazine, The New York Times Book Review, Slate, and O, The Oprah Magazine, among many other publications. She is the author of The Cult of Personality, a cultural history and scientific critique of personality tests, and of Origins, a book about the science of prenatal influences. She is now at work on Brilliant: The New Science of Smart, to be published by Crown in early 2017."


Rate my plan to get to $1,000,000 NET WORTH

Rate my plan to get to $1,000,000 NET WORTH

Date: September 13th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: AZNgirl seeking asylum on German man\'s cock

I file 36 more shitlaw cases, hire some fuckturds to do written discovery and depos. That will generate at least 432k in revenue. I should have 625k net worth just from my current cases.

So you combine that it gets past 1m even after I pay taxes and my personal and firm living expenses. I am assuming I get a 6% annual return in the market, I only spend 35k in personal expenses, 4k in firm expenses, and around 7k in advertising.

Based on the above I get to exactly 1m. I think I can do this in 15 months start to finish, I may start next month, and reach 1mm by early 2017.




Saturday, September 12, 2015

Yale hires #BlackLivesMatter leader, a fast food worker, as adjunct professor

Date: September 12th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:..,:::,.,,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

Oh, how preftigious!

Prominent #BlackLiveMatter protester Deray McKesson will be teaching at Yale Divinity School this fall as a guest lecturer.

The Twitter activist will speak as part of the Transformational Leadership for Church and Society lecture series. Other lecturers include Democratic Senator Chris Coons and liberal United Church of Christ minister Nancy Taylor. Both are Yale Divinity alumni.

McKesson’s lectures in particular will focus on “Transformational Leadership in the Black Lives Matter Movement” and “will present case studies about the work of organizing, public advocacy, civil disobedience, and social change, through both Leadership of Presence, and Leadership in the Social Media.”

McKesson is a controversial figure, beloved by his fellow activists but vilified by conservatives as a “race-baiter.” He has responded to these accusations of race-baiting by calling his opponents racist.

[h/t Campus Reform]

[Image via screengrab]


Who is on your Mt. Rushmore of most insane xoxo posters?

Date: September 12th, 2015 2:22 AM

I'm going to say: PN, uvt, benzo, sonicyouth. Honorable mention to jjc, doobs, JBD, Chung+, LR.


Date: September 12th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: mojitodood (
attempting to secure a fiesta)

UVT and benzo can't compete with the legit mentally ill

GibsonDunn, CCC are the undisputed POATUS mentally ill xoers. they have some serious schizo shit going on.

next tier is JJC by himself. it takes hell of a mental illness to obsess about the shit he does well into your 30s.

4th spot has PN, SY, that crazy guy LR fucked all in the running. PN/SY/Steroidballs/Chung (no idea how many of them are unique, if any) are saved from being in the first two tiers in large part because it's very hard to understand wtf is going on there. reading the board drama wherever they're concnered was like some kafkaesque nightmare where it gets to the point I can't tell flame from reality, and I feel like the one who's insane. the other three are 100% confirmed extremely mentally ill.

EDIT: actually, the lena chen spammer definitely takes the fourth spot over all of these. the incredible persistence over seven fucking years of doing the same stuff (spamming names of "whores" and encyclopedia dramatica links/walls of text) puts him in the JJC tier.


Friday, September 11, 2015

Libs are so dishonest discussing abortion its really off putting

Date: September 11th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: ........;...................

They always make the following dishonest talking points:

1. Abortion is only a tiny part of what Planned Parenthood does, so by defunding them you are penalizing poor women needing cancer screenings.

This is nonsense, as you could easily strike a compromise where Congress funded Planned Parenthood provided they not offer abortions. It's a choice to tie abortion to cancer screenings, and one that is easily remedied.

2. Planned Parenthood receives no federal funding for abortions.

What does this even mean? They receive federal funding, period. Do they separate out the rent and utilities for abortion? Do they spin off the abortion section to a separate LLC that receives no funding from the parent? Of course not, it's all one entity and one pot. It's like giving $1 million to Paula Deen and saying you were just giving it to to the non-racist part of her, but she's assured you her racist side won't enjoy her new yacht.

3. Most egregiously, there is this argument that wanting to end abortion is anti-woman hate.

I realize our current media is killing our ability to empathize with others, but its pretty obvious why many people are against abortion. To dismiss it as being mad at women for having sex is stupid and glib. Furthermore, the most ardent pro-lifers are almost always women.


Sunday, September 6, 2015

Monica Foy (arrested for assault) whines about being "shamed" for mocking cop's murder

Date: September 6th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: """'"'''",dailyintel,scienceofus

very odd - comments turned off. wonder why.


Date: September 6th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

What a whale


Date: September 6th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

it gets grosser

Houston area #BlackLivesMatter supporter Monica Foy took to Twitter to insist that slain Sheriff’s Deputy Darren Goforth deserved to be executed. Foy posted yesterday morning she couldn’t believe “so many people care about a dead cop and NO ONE has thought to ask what he did to deserve it.” She also posted he had “creepy perv eyes.” Foy’s Twitter account has now been deleted.

Last night she was arrested by the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office for an open assault causing bodily injury warrant from Harris County.

She was released on a $10,000 bond about 3am. It was September 9, 2011 that she assaulted a male co-worker. Harris County Precinct 4 Constables filed the charges and a warrant was issued but she was never arrested. Monica Michelle Foy

tags: Monica Foy, Monica Michelle Foy, Monica Foy, Monica Michelle Foy,
Monica Foy, Monica Michelle Foy, Monica Foy, Monica Michelle Foy, Monica Foy, Monica Michelle Foy, Monica Foy, Monica Michelle Foy

Ive never ceased to be Mexican. I have two passports (Jorge Ramos)

Date: September 4th, 2015 6:56 AM
Author: '''"'"'''''""

"I’ve never ceased to be Mexican. I have two passports, and I vote in elections in both countries. I’m deeply proud of this duality. The best thing about America is its embrace of diversity.

The worst thing about America, of course, is the racist and xenophobic attitudes that tend to emerge"


Date: September 4th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: """'"'''"

i want to punch this fucking guy in the fucking nuts


Date: September 6th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

Would you settle for hatefucking his not-so-caliente daughter Paola Ramos?


Tags: Jorge Ramos, Paola Ramos, Paola Ramos

Poverty stricken Syrian migrant takes selfie with her $600 smartphone.

Date: September 6th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: .,...,..,,,.,:.,:,..,,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.



Date: September 6th, 2015 1:27 PM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.

CR. When they leave peaceful Turkey they are economic immigrants.


Muslims refusing to serve alcohol in USA

Date: September 6th, 2015 1:30 PM

I'm ok with this. Libs, I assume bakers must create gay wedding cakes and this muslims must serve alcohol?


Saturday, September 5, 2015

I'm rockin my trump hat in public (pic)

Date: September 5th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: ..,.,,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Date: September 5th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: ..,.,,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Date: September 5th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,.

plz take picture in latin american section


Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Unhinged parents (Christian Killoran) want to force retard into regular classes

Date: September 1st, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Future KKK Grand Dragon marching at Selma with MLK (CharlesXII)

The issue is simple: Special needs kids aren't THAT numerous and so the best and most cost-effective way of "teaching" them is to collect them together in a handful of places. But these kids are throwing a bitchfit and demanding special accommodations so their kid can go to the specific building they want.


Tags: Aiden Killoran, Christian Killoran, retard, Aiden Killoran, Christian Killoran