Thursday, August 8, 2019

Cooley LLP Drama?

Date: August 7th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.





(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651231)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

https://i.imgur.com/N3UFe.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654286)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Guy Debord

Heh, Penis Sip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651237)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: dont run + [Name] the DOJ sees u w/ [Young Name]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651244)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


that's actually a nice jacket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651241)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651247)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38651249)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

damn id like to invite her to my associate suite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654197)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654439)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

ljl she has a website
https://www.kristinvanderpas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654378)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Moscow Mitch

and a youtube account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654754)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Dupa's Carbon Footprint

what in the fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654761)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: ><<(^((*>

would lean that dutch associate over and spank for 1.2 billable hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654957)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

RATE her ironside-approved golf outfit showing a hint of asscheek
https://www.flickr.com/photos/155074849@N02/29680554597/in/photostream/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654385)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

OH YEAH that's how a girl should dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654403)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

cr, and 180 that you SPRINTED to my poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654413)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654181)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

looks like he helps tech companies get their coke supply too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654196)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,


looks like he also sips penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654203)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Raping Raping Terry Gross w/ a Fleshlight

Cooley attorneys are probably by far the most likable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654301)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: '""''''"

I rike a Coorey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654366)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: .....,.,,,..,,,,,,,,..,...


https://www.cooley.com/people/alexandra-cotter
"passions: game of thrones"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654375)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Jim_Kelly

she's like a pretty ellen page
wtf is she wearing though? some sort of cape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654913)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: JEW (✡️)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654918)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:59 AM
Author: ><<(^((*>

why the f--- is DocuSign retaining outside counsel for such small aquisitions
their in-house counsel need to grow some balls and handle it without bringing in Cooley for CYA

(and while DocuSign is at it they need to pay their in-house team more to stop their ridiculous attrition rate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654959)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Even the big tech companies will bring in outside counsel to work on small deals. You'll have, e.g., MoFo working on a $10m acquisition for Intuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656630)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

woah WTF is going on ITT...
http://www.secretsanon.com/readsecret.php?id=61794

David Peinsipp is a sleazy, repulsive, manipulative lawyer and partner at the San Francisco office of Cooley LLP who uses women like objects and has been serially cheating on his live-in girlfriend of 15 years.

...

He's been #####ing Kristin VanderPas and had her moved to his San Francisco office.

...

Older Cooley LLP partner David Peinsipp loves himself some subordinate herpetic vagina from younger cheating married junior associate Kristin Vanderpas. Congratulations on the merit based promotion!

----

OP definitely knows something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654402)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

>> There are always the fake saline breasts to fall back on!! <<
180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654415)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

she went to the USO and cheered for venus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFsaARNYWMY

would u use that against her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654422)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

lol was just going to link to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654435)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

180.
seriously, wtf is going on ITT? pumo OP randomly poasted links to these two characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654452)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: '""''''"

It reeks of ducksauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654502)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

and good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654513)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


lol I get the point of the thread title now. I thought it was saying that the cooley people look like drama club geeks because of the black backgrounds in teir photos. lol yawn at a partner sleeping with a senior associate. we have that at my firm too. get over it it happens. ME SO SOLLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654514)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

it's interesting that there's a website w poasts from 2015-2018 talking shit about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654523)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


undoubtedly created by someone who was no breakfasted back then and probably now posted here by some who is just getting shit on by some combination of these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654537)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

the backstory is still interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654547)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,


yes it's quite the drama. I imagine these two are like the partner and recently promoted senior associate at my firm: just too powerful to give a fuck about being seen talking to each other. the underlings (including me) are going to snipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654554)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

lol seriously, even I've slept with multiple female associates, though nobody was married and i was an associate too, but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654532)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

and none were anywhere near as hot as this TOAS chick, i'd imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654550)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

one was very good looking, the other not so much
the good looking one wore skirts that showed a hint of asscheek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654555)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: JEW (✡️)

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654570)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

hot one was jew, not hot was Latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654616)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: JEW (✡️)

uunngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654763)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: .....,.,,,..,,,,,,,,..,...


does PN work at Cooley? that whole thing reads like him talking to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654771)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Dickey Simpkins

Weird that the worst law school has it’s own vault biglaw firm. I wonder if other schools will try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654424)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: '""''''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654428)




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Date: August 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654450)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654893)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:35 AM
Author: Moscow Mitch

lmao at the little fucktoy next to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654896)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Jim_Kelly

he has 2.5x the mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654915)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:48 AM
Author: JEW (✡️)

Why did OP just delete the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654926)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Jim_Kelly

were they to that secretsanon site or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654943)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:53 AM
Author: Moscow Mitch

firm profiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654945)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: JEW (✡️)

Yeah weird. Cat is out of the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654950)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:03 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

I assume one of the 300 lbs plus ATL female bloggers is already on the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654972)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Jim_Kelly

ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654952)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: ><<(^((*>

they need to stop slutshaming dutch girl, and get her staffed on some deals more higher value
other than Alteryx her deals sound TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38654991)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Guy Debord

Big thumbs down for Kristin Vanderpas fecal incontinence! It looks like a deficient pumpkin soft serve machine! %uD83E%uDD22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656257)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

"check her purse for her spare pair of underpants for her regular fecal incontinence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656619)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: ImanageCat

Can someone repost the links?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656646)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Moscow Mitch

go to the firm website and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656656)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: d \ \ a

So the ex husband of this woman is the pumo? Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656671)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: sun kil moon (ggtp)

no way a pumo is that chadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656679)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: d \ \ a

It's obviously him. He's dragged her through the mud on a bunch of sites according to that page that was posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656685)




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Date: August 8th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: honiara

Partners should be able to treat associates any way they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4318372&forum_id=2#38656752)

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