XOXOHTH Today: Anybody Not Use Toilet Paper? Butthold Has Been Super Clean Since Getting Bidet

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

Bought 4 bidets for the house. The master bedroom has an American Standard model with a heated seat and on-demand hot water heater, the bathroom that guests use has a cold water bidet attached to the seat. The two guest bedrooms have stainless cold water sprayer type bidets that look like the handheld sprayers in some kitchen sinks.

For the first few weeks I used toilet paper to dry off. Then one day I sat down to poop without noticing that the toilet paper roll was empty and just drip dried before pulling up my pants. I expected that to make my underwear and pants damp and uncomfortable, but it was completely fine.

Now I have a very clean butthold and I don't use toilet paper at all. Will be interested in seeing how the septic truck guy reacts in a few years when he realizes that my septic tank is completely filled with poo but no toilet paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399168)

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:58 PM
Author: Adulterous contagious boistinker

he'll probably think you're one of those lunatics who throws their toilet paper in the garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399181)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

Cr cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399326)

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:59 PM
Author: Sick green space

I don’t wipe or bidet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399188)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:38 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

*guy with a colostomy bag*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399480)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: mahogany turdskin pisswyrm

Does the bidet clog in the event of butt chunks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399201)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: Adulterous contagious boistinker

a few buttnuggets never harmed a bidet in my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399218)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

I don't think you understand how bidets work, my friend. The bidets I'm using just attach to the toilet, so they can't really clog. The standalone bidets in other countries shouldn't need to digest butt chunks, since they're basically just a sink for your butthold. I've never used one of those though.

Not sure what the process is for a standalone bidet for going from the toilet to the bidet. Anybody have experience? Do you just waddle over to it with your butthold all poopy? Do you wipe first, then walk over to the bidet for final rinse and wash? Where do the three shells fit in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399309)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: marvelous flatulent water buffalo

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399213)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: overrated indecent stage tank

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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:14 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

Ty

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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author: maniacal den generalized bond

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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399476)

Date: November 20th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Sick green space

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Date: November 19th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: vivacious alpha tanning salon

Excuse my prole unfamiliarity but someone explain what you do with your wet asshole after using said bidet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399343)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

I just pull up my pants. It's not that wet so it doesn't make your pants damp or anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399360)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Brilliant slippery menage philosopher-king

my bidet has a warm air dryer too. but if you don't have a dryer, a wipe with tissue helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399477)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

This is cr. I wish I had a dryer on mine. I've thought about installing a hair dryer like they have in hotels or something similar next to the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399487)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: talented double fault theatre

how is the stream enough to remove shit particles - dont you need to wipe first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399354)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

No wiping needed. The stream is adjustable on both types and the power is more than sufficient. Sometimes you gotta spray for like 5 to 10 seconds if you've got a really greasy nasty shit and you're using the handheld type, but the seat attachment type are so strong that they can actually spray water up your asshole and give you an enema on the power. On the handheld type I use full power. There are maybe 15 jets and they can spray out to about 10 feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399387)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: talented double fault theatre

how do you know whether all the shit's gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399430)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

At first I was checking with TP, but think about what would happen if you used a garden hose sprayer on your butthold. The pressure is more than sufficient to remove any and all poop after like 5 seconds, but to be sure it's completely gone I spray for 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399472)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

The type in the master bedroom is an American Standard AquaWash 2.0 SpaLet Bidet Seat. MSRP: $300

https://www.americanstandard-us.com/bathroom/spalet-bidet-seats/aquawash-20-manual-spalet-bidet-seat-49946

The sprayer types are Veken Handheld Bidet Sprayer For Toilet. MSRP $25

https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Handheld-Pressure-Attachment-Stainless/dp/B07RL2RN1D/ref=mp_s_a_1_19?dchild=1&keywords=bidet&qid=1605832289&sr=8-19

The one in the guest room is a Veken Ultra Slim Bidet. MRSP $30

https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Ultra-Slim-Non-Electric-Adjustable-Attachment/dp/B082HFS8KT/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+veken&qid=1605832415&sr=8-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399462)

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Institution

Imagine being the model that gets the call from her agency asking if she'd like to suggestively knell in front of a toilet and smile while spraying a bidet into the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407722)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

You guys should get bidets. I would feel so dirty if I had to go back to TP. If you get one with a dryer it will pay for itself. The average American spends $182 per year on toilet paper, so if you and your spouse get a Brondell Swash SE600 with remote control, gentle close lid, warm air dryer, on demand warm water, and ambient night light for $379 from Amazon.com, it will pay for itself in about a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399575)

Date: November 19th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

Also if you get a bidet you can instruct women to use it before sex which will prevent you from getting poop on your fingers and bed and stuff if you stick a finger in her incompletely cleaned butthold like happened to me in college when I sexed a slutty girl from my Spanish class who used to have sex with my bro Devin and who also gave me chlamydia, which I passed on to my soon to be fiancee. She confronted me about it, but I somehow convinced her that she'd had it for the 3 years we'd been together. Somehow I dodged a bullet on that whole situation because when she checked her medical records from years before she hadn't been tested for chlamydia and she bought my explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41399623)

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Underhanded Greedy Trailer Park

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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: exciting bisexual macaca

wow cool story bro... but seriously, back to bidets. I feel like the pressure needed to clean shit off skin is gonna be so high that it splashes everywhere, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407455)

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:59 PM
Author: Costumed Spectacular Stage Fat Ankles

This is my hangup, too. My wife doesn’t like it when I buy stuff and don’t use I and I’m concerned that’s what would happen with the bidet if I didn’t feel clean. I use a wet wipe or two and have every time and have since college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407753)

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: woke bogan

Brother just buy a cold water bidet. 100% worth it and you'll get lots of use out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496901)

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: woke bogan

No bro it just splashes down into the toilet. It's a narrow stream and it only wets your hold mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496896)

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored point azn

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41407729)

Date: December 6th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: woke bogan

That happened to me bro, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41496892)

Date: November 19th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: irradiated ceo

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Date: November 19th, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

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Date: November 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Dashing Fluffy State Psychic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405659)

Date: November 20th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating step-uncle's house

I have a Toto s550e. Great product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693768&forum_id=2#41405783)