Tuesday, September 22, 2020

The Day the Nude Gym Died (American Pie Parody)

 

Date: March 29th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: Ocher set

I met a man who lifted nude

And I asked him for some happy news

But he just posed and let it spray

So I went down to Pounders Place

Where Id seen the big cocks on display

But the man there said the lifters were all gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38012233)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: bearded theater stage

Fuck you nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38012292)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Background Story Address



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Date: March 29th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: marvelous dun shrine keepsake machete

and in the streets the clothmos beamed

yanny cried, no more blowin' seed

not a twink was chokin'

the splash zone was unsoak'd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38012289)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Ocher set



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Date: March 30th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: arousing philosopher-king

And the three COCKS I admire most

Assombo's, Stump's, and Paulette's POSTS

They blasted ropes off in riposte

The day the nude gym died

And they were stimmin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38015155)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: marvelous dun shrine keepsake machete

Nice. I was about to suggest:

And the straight men i admire moast

Perrod, Douton, and their girthy posts

These musclestuds no more sowed oats

The day the nude gym died



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38015236)



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Date: September 16th, 2019 5:55 AM
Author: very tactful abode

more in the spirit of the song but should be

shot ROPES

instead of sowing oats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38840889)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 6:51 PM
Author: Seedy therapy



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Date: March 29th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: plum step-uncle's house

I was a horny teenage jizzin' buck

With a red pisswyrm and no posing trunks

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the nude gym died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38012318)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Background Story Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38014471)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Sinister university trust fund

Bye, bye naked hetero guys

Lifted heavy with a bevy but their balls all went dry

Them good swole boys stimming pisswyrms so high

Singing this'll not be gay, let it fly

This'll not be gay, let it fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38014990)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: marvelous dun shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38015125)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: alcoholic church building international law enforcement agency

Do you believe in cock control

Can stimmin stretch a tight boihole

And can Yann teach me, how to grow my pole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38015121)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 12:58 PM
Author: marvelous dun shrine keepsake machete



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Date: March 30th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: alcoholic church building international law enforcement agency

Well I know that you’re in love with stim

Cause I saw you naked in the gym

We both stripped til we’re nude

Man I dig that spraying of splooge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38015142)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous dun shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38015259)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Ocher set

I was a horny teenage musclebuck

With a 12 inch meatpole and an urge to fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the nude gym died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38016570)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 6:27 PM
Author: marvelous dun shrine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38016643)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: arousing philosopher-king



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Date: March 30th, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: Disrespectful sable milk dilemma



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Date: March 30th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: Sinister university trust fund

But Assombo made me shiver

With every gaper he'd deliver

Bad news at the nude gym

I couldn't take one more stim

I can't remember if I cried

When he lubed me up and split me wide

His thing touched me deep inside

The day the nude gym died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38017001)



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Date: September 16th, 2019 3:36 AM
Author: charcoal stag film



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Date: March 30th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Sinister university trust fund

Now a bunch of queers are in our Splash Zone

And moss grows fast on a covered bone

But that's not how it used to be...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38017038)



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Date: September 16th, 2019 5:55 AM
Author: very tactful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38840891)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: mischievous black plaza brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4231860&forum_id=2#38017364)



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Date: June 10th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: Sinister university trust fund



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: bryson dechambeau



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: milking table



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