Showing posts with label Autoadmit 2015. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Autoadmit 2015. Show all posts
Sunday, December 20, 2015
2015: rasqie banned, Benzo banned. BANNER FUCKING YEAR.
Date: December 20th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: .,..,,,,,..,.,.,..,.,..
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3075704&forum_id=2#29423003)
Friday, June 12, 2015
DESCRIBE your worst one night stand experience
DESCRIBE your worst one night stand experience
Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Eero Saarinen
Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2)
Monday, April 20, 2015
Update on Fuckbuddy
Date: April 20th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: AZNgirl w Holocaust Tat Honoring BJC BF's Bubbe
recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her friends before coming home. a few weeks ago, she showed me a text message from her friend saying that she was so drunk that she was grinding with some nowig co-worker that they call hate, which she didnt even remember. of course, to her, it's nbd because "nothing happened." this was after i'd got on her case about letting guys buy her drinks at bars, which she said is nbd bc she doesn't do anything with them. and after she allowed an ex to buy her lunch and theatre tickets, which she said was nbd bc she didnt do anything with him and just used him for free shit.
i wanted to find out if she was being faithful to our "exclusivity," and i figured i'd come out and ask her by laying a subtle trap. i said something in passing like, "i just want to make sure, have we been exclusive the entire time since you've said you've been exclusive." there was a pause and she said "i went out on two first dates, but i hated both of the guys and nothing happened and i didnt do anything."
i went into full depo mode, and questioned her about it. her story was that her slut homewrecking cousin set her up with one guy, and the other guy is some guy she met in the elevator of her building. she was in full defensive / rationalization mode and not even acknowledging that what she did was wrong, and said jezelel-esque shit like, "how would i know if i wanted to be exclusive unless i tested it out to see how i felt about dating other people.
(i'm not sure if she's being honest and fully disclosing everything and this is all that happened, or if this is just the tip of the iceberg. on one hand, she's not a good liar -- especially when confronted -- and is perfectly open about her shitty selfish behavior because she thinks there's nothing wrong with it and loves to rationalize it. on the other hand, she could have been majorly cucking me.)
she didnt even think it was a big deal and didnt expect me to get MAF, but i laid right into her and told her she's a shitty dishonest person and i can never trust her and i can never be with her, and that's it. i told her that exclusivity is exclusivity, and even if it were just a couple first dates, her behavior is still shit, and i'll never be able to trust her again, especially given her attempts to justify her behavior to me and knowing that she cheated on her 3+ year ex AND RATIONALIZED IT and sees nothing wrong with her actions towards him.
the worst part was really that she went back and forth between rationalizing her behavior and apologizing and crying and saying she's sorry and cares so much about me and thinks we have a future and doesnt want it to end and wants to make it up to me. i just went off on her about what a shitty person she is, and didnt look back and didnt hesitate.
this was all over the phone. 20 minutes later, i sent her a nasty email saying, basically "you may rationalize things not working out and say that it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't going to work out long term anyway, but no matter what, you'll always be a selfish cheater for the rest of your life." and then i blocked her on fb.
it's been 3-4 weeks. i'm totally fucking over her. i barely even think about her. i actually feel better about having her toxic personality out of my life. as a total codependent, i'm genuinely shocked i got over her this quickly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727937)
Date: April 20th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: AZNgirl w Holocaust Tat Honoring BJC BF's Bubbe
recall she always went out and got blackout drunk w her friends before coming home. a few weeks ago, she showed me a text message from her friend saying that she was so drunk that she was grinding with some nowig co-worker that they call hate, which she didnt even remember. of course, to her, it's nbd because "nothing happened." this was after i'd got on her case about letting guys buy her drinks at bars, which she said is nbd bc she doesn't do anything with them. and after she allowed an ex to buy her lunch and theatre tickets, which she said was nbd bc she didnt do anything with him and just used him for free shit.
i wanted to find out if she was being faithful to our "exclusivity," and i figured i'd come out and ask her by laying a subtle trap. i said something in passing like, "i just want to make sure, have we been exclusive the entire time since you've said you've been exclusive." there was a pause and she said "i went out on two first dates, but i hated both of the guys and nothing happened and i didnt do anything."
i went into full depo mode, and questioned her about it. her story was that her slut homewrecking cousin set her up with one guy, and the other guy is some guy she met in the elevator of her building. she was in full defensive / rationalization mode and not even acknowledging that what she did was wrong, and said jezelel-esque shit like, "how would i know if i wanted to be exclusive unless i tested it out to see how i felt about dating other people.
(i'm not sure if she's being honest and fully disclosing everything and this is all that happened, or if this is just the tip of the iceberg. on one hand, she's not a good liar -- especially when confronted -- and is perfectly open about her shitty selfish behavior because she thinks there's nothing wrong with it and loves to rationalize it. on the other hand, she could have been majorly cucking me.)
she didnt even think it was a big deal and didnt expect me to get MAF, but i laid right into her and told her she's a shitty dishonest person and i can never trust her and i can never be with her, and that's it. i told her that exclusivity is exclusivity, and even if it were just a couple first dates, her behavior is still shit, and i'll never be able to trust her again, especially given her attempts to justify her behavior to me and knowing that she cheated on her 3+ year ex AND RATIONALIZED IT and sees nothing wrong with her actions towards him.
the worst part was really that she went back and forth between rationalizing her behavior and apologizing and crying and saying she's sorry and cares so much about me and thinks we have a future and doesnt want it to end and wants to make it up to me. i just went off on her about what a shitty person she is, and didnt look back and didnt hesitate.
this was all over the phone. 20 minutes later, i sent her a nasty email saying, basically "you may rationalize things not working out and say that it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't going to work out long term anyway, but no matter what, you'll always be a selfish cheater for the rest of your life." and then i blocked her on fb.
it's been 3-4 weeks. i'm totally fucking over her. i barely even think about her. i actually feel better about having her toxic personality out of my life. as a total codependent, i'm genuinely shocked i got over her this quickly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2859776&forum_id=2#27727937)
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Open Letter To POTUS: The American Dream Has Failed Me (UVA 3L)
Date: April 8th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: .,.,,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,,..,..,!
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6891040
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850410&forum_id=2#27647914)
Date: April 8th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: .,.,,.,.,.,,,.,,,.,,..,..,!
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6891040
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850410&forum_id=2#27647914)
Monday, April 6, 2015
Lifts EVERYONE does wrong
Date: April 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: RCP90
Barbell Rows
Shrugs
Overhead Press
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848398&forum_id=2#27632378)
Date: April 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: RCP90
Barbell Rows
Shrugs
Overhead Press
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848398&forum_id=2#27632378)
lol, beaners do dumb shit online, shocked by consequences (artic
Date: April 6th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
The Horrifying Harassment Latinas Face Online
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848433&forum_id=2
Date: April 6th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
The Horrifying Harassment Latinas Face Online
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848433&forum_id=2
Can't tell if this lib article is flame (liking tits is sexist)
Date: April 6th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
So You’re a ‘Breasts Man’? Here Are 3 Reasons That Could Be Sexist
April 5, 2015 by Jenika McCrayer
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/04/breasts-man/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848071&forum_id=2#27629890)
Date: April 6th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
So You’re a ‘Breasts Man’? Here Are 3 Reasons That Could Be Sexist
April 5, 2015 by Jenika McCrayer
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/04/breasts-man/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848071&forum_id=2#27629890)
Sunday, April 5, 2015
guy got into all Ivy schools, articles says GPA, not SAT, guess
Date: April 5th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: He didnt care that I was a Malcolm X scholar
guess race
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2847546&forum_id=2#27625066)
Date: April 5th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: He didnt care that I was a Malcolm X scholar
guess race
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2847546&forum_id=2#27625066)
Saturday, April 4, 2015
consequences of fake affirmative action claim?
Date: April 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.:
like what the fuck can schools do if you claim to be hispanic on your application? Can thy give you a fucking blood test or what? How is this nonsense policed?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846906&forum_id=2#27619788)
Date: April 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.:
like what the fuck can schools do if you claim to be hispanic on your application? Can thy give you a fucking blood test or what? How is this nonsense policed?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846906&forum_id=2#27619788)
AutoAdmit daily vocabulary quiz - April 4, 2015
Date: April 4th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: :;:,.,:..,,,.;,
Define the following:
Disparate
Despoliation
Disinterment
Desecration
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846908&forum_id=2#27619806)
GF admitted she has fucked a guy with a 9 inch dick
Date: April 4th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
said it was huge and "felt like totally weird". I asked her if mine was big, and she was like hehe no its medium. thoughts?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846759&forum_id=2&PHPelazzzth27618727)
Date: April 4th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,,..,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
said it was huge and "felt like totally weird". I asked her if mine was big, and she was like hehe no its medium. thoughts?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846759&forum_id=2&PHPelazzzth27618727)
Shitlib bakery "attacked" by conservatives (link)
Date: April 4th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/os-cut-the-cake-bakery-gay-fight-20150403-story.html
Highlights:
*The "attackers" appear to be an evangelical group in Arizona and the bakery is in Florida.
*The group took down the video after having it up for only a few hours on Thursday.
*The supposedly terrified bakery RE-POSTED the video on Friday.
But shitlibs will say this is exactly the same thing (or worse) as the pizza place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846607&forum_id=2#27617349)
Date: April 4th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/os-cut-the-cake-bakery-gay-fight-20150403-story.html
Highlights:
*The "attackers" appear to be an evangelical group in Arizona and the bakery is in Florida.
*The group took down the video after having it up for only a few hours on Thursday.
*The supposedly terrified bakery RE-POSTED the video on Friday.
But shitlibs will say this is exactly the same thing (or worse) as the pizza place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2846607&forum_id=2#27617349)
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Memories Pizza GoFundMe: $102,952 in 16 hours
Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.
http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza
lol fags
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844791&forum_id=2#27601926)
Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.
http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza
lol fags
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844791&forum_id=2#27601926)
Militant gays and far left liberals are the true bullies now
Date: April 2nd, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Obama's Second Term
You always hear arrow and benzo saying shit like "good, it's about time that gays/Libs fought back."
However I don't remember a time when thousands of non-Libs grouped together to bully people out of jobs or bully a small business to be shut down. Libs do this now whenever they are offended about anything, even if their reasons for doing so are misguided or dishonest, and due to the Internet the lib hordes descend down until the bones are picked dry. And it's even considered acceptable among mainstream "normal" liberals. "They had it coming," they would say. Even when proven totally wrong, they never admit being wrong, and often continue piling on their victims.
Liberals are the true bullies now, and they are far nastier and collectively have more power thanks to the Internet than any "right wing bully" ever had.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844758&forum_id=2#27601629)
Date: April 2nd, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Obama's Second Term
You always hear arrow and benzo saying shit like "good, it's about time that gays/Libs fought back."
However I don't remember a time when thousands of non-Libs grouped together to bully people out of jobs or bully a small business to be shut down. Libs do this now whenever they are offended about anything, even if their reasons for doing so are misguided or dishonest, and due to the Internet the lib hordes descend down until the bones are picked dry. And it's even considered acceptable among mainstream "normal" liberals. "They had it coming," they would say. Even when proven totally wrong, they never admit being wrong, and often continue piling on their victims.
Liberals are the true bullies now, and they are far nastier and collectively have more power thanks to the Internet than any "right wing bully" ever had.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844758&forum_id=2#27601629)
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
New hire repeatedly missing deadlines
Date: April 1st, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;
Guy keeps saying "I will have this done by this day". Never completes it by the day. This is really starting to affect me adversely. Pissed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844439&forum_id=2#27598217)
NBC is saying there's cell phone video of plane's final seconds
Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's too-much-caffeine shits
I'm watching NBC News, and they just reported that - although Germanwings execs are claiming it's a fake - journalists are adamant that the cell phone video (taken from INSIDE THE FUCKING PLANE) is legit. How long until this leaks?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844311&forum_id=2#27597442)
Date: April 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's too-much-caffeine shits
I'm watching NBC News, and they just reported that - although Germanwings execs are claiming it's a fake - journalists are adamant that the cell phone video (taken from INSIDE THE FUCKING PLANE) is legit. How long until this leaks?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844311&forum_id=2#27597442)
I would be absolutely miserable as a lawyer
Date: April 1st, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.,.,.,.
It doesn't match my personality at all. Now not sure what to do anymore
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844286&forum_id=2#27597216)
LOL, psychobiatch burns flag, demands abortion (link)
Date: April 1st, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Flag_Burners
not flame...
http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1989/Pro-Choice-Anti-Abortion-Forces-Clash-Over-Court-Ruling/id-5ef2c15c40bf62292084042b56867277
https://archive.today/o2Rc3
http://fiji4.ccs.neu.edu/~zerg/lemurcgi/lemur.cgi?d=0&i=43271
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844215&forum_id=2#27596799)
Date: April 1st, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: .,.,...;;,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Flag_Burners
not flame...
http://www.apnewsarchive.com/1989/Pro-Choice-Anti-Abortion-Forces-Clash-Over-Court-Ruling/id-5ef2c15c40bf62292084042b56867277
https://archive.today/o2Rc3
http://fiji4.ccs.neu.edu/~zerg/lemurcgi/lemur.cgi?d=0&i=43271
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2844215&forum_id=2#27596799)
Rachmiel's Final Judgement is Upon Us
Date: April 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: chilmata (xo 2015 Sophomore of the Year)
31 When the Founder of Autoadmit returns in his glory, and all the poasters with him, then he will poast on his glorious bort. 32 Before him will be gathered all the poasters, and he will separate sumos from pumos as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 And he will place the sumos on his right, but the pumos on the left. 34 Then the Founder of Autoadmit will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my moniker, inherit the bort prepared for you from the foundation of the internet. 35 For I was bored and you gave me niggerthreading, I was suicidal and you gave me funny memes, I was a stranger and you blank bumped me, 36 I was naked and you didn’t spam my dick pics, I was sick and you gave me Dr. Wyrm, I was in prison and you trolled Idris Ela.’ 37 Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Rachmiel, when did we niggerthread, or create funny memes? 38 And when did we blank bump any of your posts? 39 And when did we ever send Dr. Wyrm to help you or troll Idris Elba?’ 40 And the Founder of Autoadmit will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed pumos, into the internet's ether prepared for Peter North and his alts. 42 For I was bored and you spammed the bort with your silly nonsense, I was suicidal and you begged me to pull the plug, 43 I was a stranger and you did not blank bump my threads, naked and you spammed my dick pics all over the internet.’ 44 Then the pumos also will answer, saying, ‘Rachmiela, when did we see you bored or suicidal, and did not minister to you?’ 45 Then he will answer them, saying, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.’ 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment, banished to reddit forever, but the righteous into xo immortality.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843999&forum_id=2#27595324)
Date: April 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: chilmata (xo 2015 Sophomore of the Year)
31 When the Founder of Autoadmit returns in his glory, and all the poasters with him, then he will poast on his glorious bort. 32 Before him will be gathered all the poasters, and he will separate sumos from pumos as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 And he will place the sumos on his right, but the pumos on the left. 34 Then the Founder of Autoadmit will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my moniker, inherit the bort prepared for you from the foundation of the internet. 35 For I was bored and you gave me niggerthreading, I was suicidal and you gave me funny memes, I was a stranger and you blank bumped me, 36 I was naked and you didn’t spam my dick pics, I was sick and you gave me Dr. Wyrm, I was in prison and you trolled Idris Ela.’ 37 Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Rachmiel, when did we niggerthread, or create funny memes? 38 And when did we blank bump any of your posts? 39 And when did we ever send Dr. Wyrm to help you or troll Idris Elba?’ 40 And the Founder of Autoadmit will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed pumos, into the internet's ether prepared for Peter North and his alts. 42 For I was bored and you spammed the bort with your silly nonsense, I was suicidal and you begged me to pull the plug, 43 I was a stranger and you did not blank bump my threads, naked and you spammed my dick pics all over the internet.’ 44 Then the pumos also will answer, saying, ‘Rachmiela, when did we see you bored or suicidal, and did not minister to you?’ 45 Then he will answer them, saying, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.’ 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment, banished to reddit forever, but the righteous into xo immortality.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843999&forum_id=2#27595324)
Revoked all mod powers
Date: April 1st, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: rachmiel
Last night I revoked mod powers from all the current mods on the board. There were too many accounts being shared by God knows who. I've re-assigned them only to a few posters of unimpeachable character. If there are any suggestions, feel free to post them. I won't publicize if someone is upgraded to mod status - at least, if they don't want to be known.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843827&forum_id=2
Date: April 1st, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: rachmiel
Last night I revoked mod powers from all the current mods on the board. There were too many accounts being shared by God knows who. I've re-assigned them only to a few posters of unimpeachable character. If there are any suggestions, feel free to post them. I won't publicize if someone is upgraded to mod status - at least, if they don't want to be known.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843827&forum_id=2
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