Wtf is with this report of Russian hacking by "the CIA"?

Date: December 10th, 2016 11:32 AM Author: ..............;................... If they CIA knows who hacked the servers, why don't they arrest them? The report doesn't make a whole lot of sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455273&forum_id=2#32103321)

Some classic LOL cringe moments of Hillary's shitcampaign

Date: December 9th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG In no particular order: - "Oh, I always carry hot sauce in my bag!" - "8 ways Hillary is like ur abuela" - "I first knew I had white privilege when I was little and saw poor migrant workers" - "If that's playing the woman card, then DEAL. ME. IN!!" - her campaign actually handing out "woman cards" - constantly planting very obvious little girl plants who were inevitably the dotters of local dem politicians at every "rally" to ask retarded softballs like "will you get paid the same as a man as president" SUB GENRE: the various health storylines: - coughing up those two huge disgusting loogies into her water glass during that speech and on her plane - the guy with the diazepam pen - those shrew reporters yelling their questions, she turns and bobs her head crazily, then says "you guys have GOT to try the cold chai" - the metal thing falling out of her pant leg - the body double in round blue sunglasses standing creepily outside Chelsea's apartment like a westworld host with a glitch (with a bonus little girl plant for good measure) - the COUGHS - the pickle jar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3454239&forum_id=2#32095142)

ITT: best politics-related XO poasts of 2016 election cycle

Date: November 7th, 2016 5:00 PM Author: jizzer mcshane's original dublin ifnb gym Nominate ur favorite 1-3 This one ("Trump decapitation") says it all for me: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2960719&mc=89&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3414616&forum_id=2#31825706)

HISPANICS ARE VOTING IN DROVES! GOP/Trump/Birdshits are DONE HERE!

Date: November 7th, 2016 11:34 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. https://twitter.com/electionsmith/status/795621082262884352 Just kidding! Here is the exit breakdown from 2012 in FL, which Obama won by only 73,189 votes: White: 67% (Romney won 61-37) Black:13% (Obama won 95-4) Hispanics: 17% (Obama won 60-39) Other: 2% (Obama won 59-39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3414320&forum_id=2#31823409) tags: latinos, election 2016, Campaign 2016, florida, done here, lol j/k, Boombastic NATASCHA ENCINOSA, NATY ENCINOSA, nataschaencinosa,

Porn star Jessica Drake is the 11th accuser. On MSNBC now

Date: October 22nd, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: The Presidents Clinton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3395720&forum_id=2#31704664)

Gawker finds out Ken Bone was ok with Trayvon's death. Decides to ruin his life

Date: October 14th, 2016 11:24 AM Author: DrakeMallard (Make Duckburg Great Again) http://gizmodo.com/ken-bone-forgot-to-delete-his-porn-comments-1787780939 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3386195&forum_id=2#31640328) Date: October 14th, 2016 11:28 AM Author: Wilbur Luger (Wilbur Mercer) undecided Ken Bone picking up his yard sign at the local Trump campaign office today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3386195&forum_id=2#31640353)

HOLY SHIT! CNN has released the N-word Tape!

Date: October 11th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Waiting on the n-word tapes (Place holder) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3382722&forum_id=2#31615432)    Date: October 11th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Rudolph Uncool bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3382722&forum_id=2#31615437)

***HILLARY MEDICAL RECORDS LEAKED ON TWITTER***

Date: August 8th, 2016 9:17 PM Author: Yahshua https://twitter.com/hillsmedrecords/status/762793112032903168 HERE WE GOOOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315922&forum_id=2#31138660)     Date: August 8th, 2016 9:18 PM Author: John Rawls Holy Jewish Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315922&forum_id=2#31138670)     Date: August 8th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: Cotton Kills This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315922&forum_id=2#31139621)

Fifty GOP National Security Experts: 'None Of Us Will Vote For Donald Trump'

Date: August 8th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: ...,...,...

Fifty national security advisers and experts who served in Republican administrations from Richard Nixon to George W. Bush have come out with a new letter expressing dismay, concern and outright fear about Donald Trump's ability to lead the nation and keep the country safe. 

 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315593&forum_id=2

Wisconsin exit polls look bad for Trump - link

Date: April 5th, 2016 5:36 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,,,.,..,..,.,,..,.,.,.,...,,.,.,.,. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/live-republican-primary-exit-poll-analysis/story?id=38164180 Six in 10 overall are “excited” or “optimistic” about a Cruz presidency. Fewer, about half, are excited or optimistic about a Kasich presidency, declining to just over four in 10 for Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3186541&forum_id=2#30208482)

OH SHIT! 3 MORE WOMEN COME OUT ABOUT #CRUZSEXSCANDAL!!!!!

Date: March 25th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: Consuela desperately closing door on TRUMP https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeaI-FkWQAAxlmt.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3175955&forum_id=2#30134577)

LOL, Bernie-bitch misses deadline, incites RIOT

Date: March 25th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.,:.::,. http://i.imgur.com/ycOCGtm.jpg Ela Thier 2 hrs · Twitter When do we demonstrate? I won't get to vote for Bernie. Independents in NY had to switch affiliation by Oct 9 of LAST YEAR #electionfraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3175924&forum_id=2#30134405)     Date: March 25th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket Further proof Bernie supporters are lowlifes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3175924&forum_id=2#30134418) tags: ela thier, bernie sanders, lowlifes, ela thier, riots, dumb, ela thier

The failed 'turning points' of Trump's campaign implosion (Update 28 Feb 2016)

Date: August 10th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: .....,,.,,.,.,,,,,,,,,,.

March 18: upon learning that Donald Trump planned on launching an exploratory committee, the Washington Post declared him “as serious a candidate as Cherunda Lynn Fox,” a no-name candidate, and assured America that he “is not actually going to run seriously for president.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/03/18/donald-trump-promises-to-become-as-serious-a-2016-candidate-as-cherunda-lynn-fox/
April 22: Tufts University Professor Daniel Drezner wrote an “open memo” to Donald Trump calling his efforts a “faux-run,” and Trump a “nutjob,” before teasing that he should simply run as a Democrat. http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/04/22/a-very-important-memo-to-donald-trump/
April 28: after Trump tweeted, “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!” the Washington Post emphasized, “you can yell at Donald Trump and he will go away,” assured that this “racist” would disappear quickly. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/04/28/donald-trump-said-something-donald-trump-is-easy-baltimore-is-hard/
June 16: In his announcement Trump explains, “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/06/16/full-text-donald-trump-announces-a-presidential-bid/
June 30: In the aftermath of Trump’s marks, NBCUniversal, Univision, and Macy’s, among others, begin ending their relationships with Trump. http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/07/donald-trump-bad-businessman/397517/
July 1: Donald Trump explains in an interview with Don Lemon, “Well if you look at the statistics of people coming, you look at the statistics on rape, on crime, on everything coming in illegally into this country it’s mind-boggling! If you go to Fusion, you will see a story: About 80% of the women coming in, you know who owns Fusion? Univision! Go to Fusion and pick up the stories on rape. It’s unbelievable when you look at what’s going on. So all I’m doing is telling the truth. . . . Well, somebody’s doing the raping, Don! I mean somebody’s doing it! Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?” he asked. http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/01/politics/donald-trump-immigrants-raping-comments/
July 2: Alan Rappeport at the New York Times declares that the “backlash” has begun for Trump and the entire Republican part. http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/07/02/today-in-politics-a-backlash-costs-trump-and-possibly-republicans/
July 7: In the continued aftermath of Trump’s comments, deals with ESPN and the PGA, among others, begin to fall through. http://perezhilton.com/2015-07-07-espn-donald-trump-golf-club-espy-celebrity-golf-classic-pga-golf-grand-slam/
July 17: Donald Trump mocks John McCain, noting, “I like people who weren’t captured,” explaining “He’s not a war hero.” http://www.politico.com/story/2015/07/trump-attacks-mccain-i-like-people-who-werent-captured-120317.html
July 18: Nate Cohn at the New York Times declared this Trump’s “turning point,” the beginning of the end of his campaign. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/21/upshot/the-trump-campaigns-turning-point.html
August 6: Nate Silver provides Trump’s “Six Stages of Doom” and gives him a 2% chance of winning the Republican nomination. http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/donald-trumps-six-stages-of-doom/
August 7: immediately following the presidential debate, Donald Trump remarks about how “off base” Megyn Kelly was in her questions, noting that he saw “blood coming out of her wherever,” she was “off base,” a “lightweight,” and “overrated.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/08/07/trump-says-foxs-megyn-kelly-had-blood-coming-out-of-her-wherever/
August 7: Erick Erickson at RedState disinvited Trump from the RedState Gathering, effectively excluding him from a roster full of serious Republican candidates. http://www.redstate.com/2015/08/07/i-have-disinvited-donald-trump-to-the-redstate-gathering/
August 8: Trump fires his longtime advisor Roger Stone. Stone clarifies that he resigned because he viewed the campaign as increasingly unreliable. http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/sources-roger-stone-quit-wasnt-fired-by-donald-trump-in-campaign-shakeup-121177.html


August 11: Pundits note that Trump appears to be slipping in poll position after debates, suggesting that honeymoon is over and collapse is imminent. http://hotair.com/archives/2015/08/11/uh-oh-trump-down-nine-points-after-debate-in-new-rasmussen-national-poll/
August 19: Risking his job, an illegal immigrant working at a Trump hotel speaks out against Trump in an interview for "NewLeftMedia," which gets picked up by the New York Times. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/20/nyregion/in-video-immigrant-worker-at-trump-hotel-criticizes-donald-trumps-views.html
August 19: Lambasted over his use of the offensive term "anchor babies," Trump shuts down a reporter who challenges the use, rejecting the use of a "politically correct" alternative. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/donald-trump-tom-llamas-anchor-babies
August 21: After a couple of Trump supporters beat up a homeless man in Boston, Trump answers, "The people following me are very passionate." Rolling Stone declared that Trump was no longer "funny," signalling the downfall of his campaign. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/donald-trump-just-stopped-being-funny-20150821
August 22: The Guardian breaks down early polls and explains why Donald Trump won't win. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/22/donald-trump-wont-win-republican-presidential-nomination
August 25: Univision's Jorge Ramos interrupts a press conference to ask Donald Trump a question, and Trump's staff physically ejects him from the scene. http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/25/politics/donald-trump-megyn-kelly-iowa-rally/
August 26: Jonathan Chait at the New Yorker explains that Donald Trump will lose because he's "crazy. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/donald-trump-is-going-to-lose-because-hes-crazy.html
September 1: Bloomberg columnist Jonathan Bernstein notes that Ben Carson has a chance at knocking off Donald Trump, if only the media will "help" him. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-ben-carson-donald-trump-iowa-20150901-story.html
September 2: FOX News host Brit Hume explains to Megyn Kelly that it appears other candidates have begun gaining ground on Trump. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/02/trump-sends-public-message-to-brit-hume-after-fox-analyst-said-candidates-are-gaining-ground-on-him/
September 3: Trump confuses the Quds Forces in Iran with the Kurds on Hugh Hewitt show, indicating a complete lack of understanding of foreign policy. http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2015/09/03/donald-trump-flunks-foreign-policy-test-says-hell-learn-on-the-job
September 3: A Trump Tower guard hits a protestor in the face, sufficient to make the New York Times political beat. http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/09/03/guard-for-donald-trump-hits-protester/

More:  http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2957268&forum_id=2

HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY!

Date: February 27th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: twentynine (still looking 29ish)

78-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3145384&forum_id=2#29931965)

HOLY SHIT "ANNOUNCMENT" = GAYS PICS OF RUBIO!!!!!!!!

Date: February 26th, 2016 12:25 PM Author: animeboi 180^180!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3143920&forum_id=2#29922366)

A day in the life of President Donald Trump's America

Date: December 16th, 2015 10:25 AM Author: dennis4ever 6:30 am -wake up to the sound of another IED exploding on your block. Although the Sino-American War of 2019 has moved on from your city to more rural areas, its effects are still present. Metal dectetors are worth double their weight in gold. 7am-go to brew coffee, but realize that your coffee pot is completely broken. you haven't been able to afford and consumer products since Trump's trade wars with Mexico, Asia and Europe increased tariffs on imports to 250%. 8am - half naked, you stumble down your block to look for food. roving bands of "TrumpJugend" troll the streets with Sherwin Williams color charts. Anything darker than "stonebriar" will send you off to the trains. you look down, thankful your Hapa parents left you with pale-ish off white skin. 10pm - you walk past the Trump Buy (formerly Best Buy - every major brand and instituation was renamed "Trump" in 2017). in the display, Trump is talking about his latest mandate - deporting all people with surnames begining with "Mc." You look closer and holy shit - it's your wife (who disappeared in 2015) in the background of the speech. she appears to me part of Trump's harem. noon - Go to your city's local TrumpLodge (daily visits required by law). There, you will receive directives and new regulations pertaining to your local jurisdiction of the TrumpReich. A group of "community elders," most of which have no or little formal education but supported Trump in the primaries, will bark orders at you. tbc... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3071803&forum_id=2#29390685) Compare Earlier Version: A day in the life of Donald Trump's America

Go back to the kitchen @HillaryClinton (@realDonaldTrump)

Date: October 15th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: .,.,...,;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,,,.:.,:.,:.::,. https://twitter.com/realDonldTrump/status/654114324563161088 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3017564&forum_id=2#28972632)

Hey DumbFuck Trump supporters: Once SNL goes on the air, he's DONE.

Date: September 17th, 2015 11:20 AM Author: .;.;.;....;......;....;......;....;..;..... Just needed to bring you a dose of fucking reality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992786&forum_id=2#28777202)

A day in the life of Donald Trump's America

A day in the life of Donald Trump's America.


Date: July 27th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: U.S v. Seven RCP-90s and a Golden Gun

6:00 AM: Your teenage son is getting in from his paper route he works 3 times a week. Given the lack of illegal labor, the demand for these jobs is filled by young people looking for some extra cash. Plus the bike route works his legs, which helped him earn that football scholarship to Auburn next fall to bang hot SEC chicks.

6:15 AM: You awake to a fresh cup of coffee, k-cups from your local CostCo average at about 8 cents a cup since Coffee producers are striving for the best deal with importers, lest they face the wrath of a 50% protective tariff.

6:45 AM: You get ready to write a check for your daughter's student loan payment, but it's not needed. The competitive labor force has forced equal pay for men and women and rather than having to room with an Elliot to make rent, she controls her own financial future and makes reasonable payments for her loans. She dates a nice Midwestern boy. You've already talked to him about what your daughter likes and he tells you, "Sir, I just want to make your daughter happy."

7:30 AM: Your wife sends you off to work after a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Recently you've been able to go to a single income, so she can maintain the house and kids. She also has time to workout during the day, she's dropped 15 pounds. You're actually late, but damn, the sex has never been better and she has never looked finer.

9:00 AM: You enjoy morning coffee with John, Tom, and Bill. Your portfolio filled with defense stocks rallied overnight amid news that the good boys at Blackwater have seized another oil field from ISIS. Trump intends to pump it out of the ground and ship it to the USA.

12:30 PM: Power lunch with the boss. You're served by a nice young college lady, again these jobs are no longer filled by illegal labor. You tip generously and enjoy the fresh grass-fed American beef that has become much cheaper as a result of Trump's economic policies. Ribeye pairs nicely with the inexpensive, but premium, California wine.

5:30 PM: You're home where your wife has prepared cornish game hens for dinner. Your son asks if he can get you a beer but he's going out tonight. Only so many times he gets to bang the head cheerleader before he heads off to Auburn. Thomas Smith, your landscaper, left a note appreciating your tip last week.

8:00 PM: You watch the news. China is in revolt and Iran, now a peaceful democracy thanks to a CIA funded revolution thought of by Trump, announces the death of 3 more leaders of ISIS. Young Iranians fly American flags in the streets and the new alliance, while fledgling, looks promising. POTUS Trump is in Russia where he has made an ally of Putin in their quest against Islamism. Syria quakes.

11:00 PM: Before retiring, your wife lets you finally try that thing you've always wanted to do since you just pulled in a big bonus. You sleep soundly and write your check for Trump's re-election campaign. To be picked up by your postman, Robert, the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946948&forum_id=2#28420634)

Libs are completely terrified of Trump

 Libs are completely terrified of Trump

Date: July 20th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: henderson

they are so riled up they literally cannot stop making the same threads over and over in which they merely post one tired ad hom after another. they're smugly quoting shitty reptile politicians at this point. it's like watching rats furiously scurrying around a sinking ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2940663&forum_id=2)