SULLIVAN & CROMWELL LEAKED HELLHOLE MEMO *OFFICIAL THREAD*

Date: October 16th, 2015 6:24 AM Author: colt (colt) Law360, New York (October 15, 2015, 8:02 PM ET) -- Sullivan & Cromwell is cutting back on vacation time and capping overtime dinners among other policy changes in the face of high competition to attract clients, according to a Thursday report. The firm announced several changes to its administrative policies and procedures in a recently leaked memo, including limiting meals and increasing the number of client hours that can affect vacation days, Above the Law reported Thursday. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3018220&forum_id=2#28977716)

The entire Azn HR Cunt Saga--links to all threads--(Chilmata)

Date: September 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: chilmata (xo 2015 sophomore of the year)

I'm only doing this because a 180 poaster requested it today.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&mc=62&forum_id=2#28667616

This is how it started. I wouldn't sign her stupid internet policy:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&mc=34&forum_id=2

Then the bitch stole my bagel:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=48&forum_id=2

Then I offended her when my boss accidentally forwarded an email I sent him saying she had a "shitty fucking attitude":

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=18&forum_id=2

She threw her little power around and scheduled a meeting where my paralegal and I were the intended targets. That made me MAF:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&mc=117&forum_id=2

The morning of the meeting I kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed the door in his faggot face:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&mc=62&forum_id=2

Finally, the meeting itself. As you can see, I'm still here:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978535&mc=29&forum_id=2

The prequel:


http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978864&mc=5&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978785&forum_id=2#28671544)

Having fun fucking around with the Azn HR Cunt

Date: October 1st, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: chilmata (xo 2015 sophomore of the year)

We have an attorney meeting scheduled at noon tomorrow. Every few months we do this to discuss new case law or complex issues. Usually lunch is provided, they'll get us Subway sandwiches or something. For really special occasions we'll go to this seafood restaurant that everyone likes.

The HR girl sends us an email reminding us of the meeting tomorrow so I reply to all, "I'll have the bacon wrapped scallops plzkthx."

Another associate replies to all, "Fish tacos for me."

HR cunt replies to all, "Lunch will not be provided."


Ouch. That hurts bros. All I could muster was an "OMG" reply to all.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3006124&forum_id=2

Met a really bitchy lawyer bitch today


Date: April 16th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: .........,.................

Was screaming at people and bitching them out. Kept mentioning how she is a LAWYER. Attended a TTT ranked in the 100s and is living on welfare/doing part-time contract work. WTF no you are not SPECIAL for being a lawyer. If anything, you are a RETARD for becoming a lawyer and not being able to make any money from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2856711&forum_id=2#27702431)

Jerkoff associate fucking ripped my memo apart and CC'd partner


Date: April 13th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: IGWWC (intergenderworldwrestlingchamp@gmail.com)

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had one typo in the case name when just doing basic summary. He is like is that a different case or a typo? Please shepardized everything again, those cases seem old. Yea no shit i fucking shepardized it when doing it- obv still good law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684813)

Gave partner wrong law. He used it in letter to opp. counsel.
  
Date: December 15th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: <(^o^)>

How fukt if he finds out?