If there's a heaven, shouldn't it essentially be like a porno?

Date: October 9th, 2015 2:17 PM Author: Hon. A.M. Boehner (Irreplacable) Obviously if it's like spending an eternity in church, I'll be like, "Fuck this, where's the door to hell." But if it's something else, let's say moderately enjoyable, the whole time I'll be thinking, "You know, heaven would be much better if I got to spend all of my time fucking hotties." So it wouldn't really be heaven then, would it? Completely serious question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3012834&forum_id=2#28933962)