🚨******* DJIA DOWN 1,000 POINTS - THIS IS NOT A DRILL ********🚨

 

Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:30 PM Author: '""'""'"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864638)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:31 PM Author: ;..;.;;;.;;.;.;.;;;.;;;.;.;;;....;. Reminds me of March times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864645)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:38 PM Author: '"'"'"''" I bought Apple 3 days before the split lmao fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864699)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:40 PM Author: '""'""'"" I feel like boomers manipulate all of this to fuck us all the time. I was finally like, let me put money back into 401k stocks a few days ago so I put a little back in (was on the sidelines with market volatility) and now this. FUCK BOOMERS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864709)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:44 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Same boat. I've had $100k+ sitting in a savings account because I thought the market was overheated. Also owned some inverse positions betting against retail. Made some money on that in March but now I'm down bigly on those. Two weeks ago I figured "fuck it" and started trickling more back into the market. Also sold my inverse positions for a loss. lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864732)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:16 PM Author: ;;::;; What are inverse positions? I'm just an index fund guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864907)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:45 PM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Lol, I just checked my portfolio yesterday and was like "how the fuck can I be up 15 percent YTD" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864741)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:46 PM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Thank god. The only thing that will stop the fraud casino market is a heavy dose of reality. People will have to sell equities to cover the massive bond losses that will take place over the next 12 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864744)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:48 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Should I sell off my bond ETFs now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864754)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:48 PM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Depends on what's in them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864760)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:49 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Mostly treasuries with some investment grade corporate. Not muni. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864761)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:50 PM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts HODL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864766)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:37 PM Author: '''"''"'''"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864979)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:45 PM Author: disc golf BTC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865037)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:02 PM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts I'm not selling anything. I tripled my normal monthly investment amount in March and have been thinking about going to quadruple. But I've got 30 more years in this market and the sooner it deflates to reality the better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865397)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:52 PM Author: je suis charliexii (gunneratttt) it should be at 15000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864770)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:53 PM Author: TURD SANDWICH ( ) I put 100k into BND on Monday. Smart play? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864775)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 3:55 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Not flame, I also dumped a lot into this same fund. Thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864785)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:28 PM Author: TURD SANDWICH ( ) im happy with my decision, have no plans of moving it. dividend should continue to be decent and there's a chance the ETF may go up as well. i think at one point today it was up a % (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864946)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:10 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. Buy sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864871)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:39 PM Author: disc golf i sold the sushis i bought. now just farming. i've got 360 so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864994)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 5:09 PM Author: diamond dood Do NOT do that. See my posts in other threads. Stake some non-sushi coin and sell that shit as it accumulates (however often it makes sense based on gas price vs size of your stake) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865154)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:49 PM Author: ;;.;;.;...;.;.:;.;:..;..;.:;.;.;. Link to other threads? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865608)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:36 PM Author: diamond dood Caught up with the market some today. I had not kept pace with the overall gains (mostly due to oil stocks) but only down 1.2% today compared to 3.5% S&P. I basically have a "FRAUDVIRUS" portfolio. Killed it for a while and beat the market badly during the lockdowns but fell behind when cases started going back up and tech went buckwild. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864976)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:38 PM Author: disc golf the market stops going up when nobody thinks it will ever go down again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864984)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 4:39 PM Author: Free Kyle what is the credited play here? surely the market will crater in the fall so now is the time to get out while we're still in the black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40864993)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 5:13 PM Author: Booger Lasagna forward priced options have exhibited lower values than their respective historical volatility since the start of August. Wait until implied volatility dips back below historical to buy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865175)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:06 PM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Exactly. Sell when everyone is terrified and buy when everything is already going up. No, the opposite. You want to dollar cost average down. Give it a few days to see if this is a real sell off and then start buying until it hits the bottom. I tripled my monthly investment in March, which would have been a great decision but for the Fed. Long-term it will still be the right decision. I'm assuming you're a long-term investor with no plans to sell in in the next 10 years and that you're buy diversified index stocks with low fees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865419)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 5:00 PM Author: nutella Buy the “dip.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865132)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:47 PM Author: ,.,,,. Awesome. Lets hope it keeps going down. Then I'll go in. But if tomorrow jobs report positive it will probably go back 1000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865600)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:52 PM Author: ,.,,,. Visa is still up for the year and has pe of 39. That's not a time to buy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865631)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:54 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, Im buying this dip. This is too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865640)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 6:55 PM Author: Refunk XII ((DU RAG, TIMBALANDS, FULL NUDE)) Who cares. It’s all concentrated in like 10 stocks LMAO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865649)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 7:17 PM Author: c86 (baltimoreorioles) Still seems like the market is too high. Source: read Liar's Poker once. Also I got an A in introductory macroeconomics. I put about $100k into an arbitrary combination of ETFs back in March. I'm still up a little more than 40%. I'm going to do my best not to think about it or touch it. Rate my investing strategy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865731)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 7:34 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,, 167 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865803)    Date: September 3rd, 2020 7:42 PM Author: fat, gay and retarded I’m retarded, how do I make some extra money on stonks, no tricky jew shit pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4617698&forum_id=2#40865845)