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2nd cousin: Elections are like, boring Shrew gf: Gives u weak erection, snoring |
10/16/19 |
(5) |
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Albert Einstein's ghost here. Sad that now I'm 2nd smartest Jew ever to CSLG. |
10/15/19 |
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HALFORD's Craigslist game 2nd Edition: Name the city, I find the PIG |
10/10/19 |
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Literally all of the dems from the first debate made the cut for the 2nd debate |
10/10/19 |
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Not a "baseball guy," are you supposed to try to score after the 2nd inning? |
10/10/19 |
(1) |
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12-0 phillies over gnats. top of 2nd inning. |
10/10/19 |
(6) |
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2nd extra inning grand slam in postseason history |
10/10/19 |
(3) |
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2nd cousin: Open to a relationship; Shrew GF: Open relationship |
10/07/19 |
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Shrew gf: loudly taking a dump. 2nd cousin: gonna vote for Trump |
10/06/19 |
(1) |
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2nd Cuz: Cmon here lemme deepthroat; Shrew Gf: Read my bon mots! |
10/06/19 |
(2) |
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2nd whistleblower news is nonsense, trump already released transcript lmao |
10/06/19 |
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2nd cuz: “Ooh, yeah, a little slower.”Shrew gf: “There’s a 2nd whistlebl |
10/06/19 |
(1) |
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2nd whistleblower has direct knowledge, Trumpmos? |
10/06/19 |
(4) |
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Tucker is the 2nd whistleblower |
10/06/19 |
(2) |
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why do we need a '2nd whistleblower' when verbatim transcript of call available |
10/06/19 |
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'2nd whistleblower' is like when libs produce 'proof by therapist notes' |
10/06/19 |
(2) |
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Are those Computer Science as a 2nd degree things flame? Can you get a decent |
10/05/19 |
(2) |
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2nd Whistleblower already met with IG, had direct knowledge of crimes, hehe |
10/04/19 |
(2) |
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Cliffs on Consuelas 2nd act as 'GAY GOY tp'? |
10/03/19 |
(24) |
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"Note Blonde In 2nd Row, Center" (Burger, CJ To Blackmun, J; 1971) |
10/03/19 |
(5) |
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Hone$tly never being alive i$ be$t option! Being dead 💀 i$ 2nd be$t outcome |
10/01/19 |
(4) |
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2nd cousin skintight nanofiber armor; shrew gf hates rebel fleet with ardor |
10/01/19 |
(7) |
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UNNNNGHHHH. Just fucked a cute as fuck 22 year old. 2nd chick in 2 nights. |
09/30/19 |
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Why is this meme about 2nd cousins? why not 1st cousins? |
09/30/19 |
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2ND CIRCUIT determines "electronic counterparts" unenforceable. World collapsing |
09/30/19 |
(3) |
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Shrew gf: "We have to ban the NPC meme!" 2nd cuz: "How do I skip this cutscene?" |
09/29/19 |
(6) |
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MPA's gf giving him Greta Thurnberg stare as he tries to get to 2nd base |
09/26/19 |
(9) |
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Stop vaping immediately, health officials urge, as 2nd person dies (link) |
09/26/19 |
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Got a 2nd time DUI in OC a plea deal with no jail time and he fired me |
09/26/19 |
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Write this down, shitlibs: Trump won't get impeached; Trump will win a 2nd te |
09/24/19 |
(2) |
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holy shit rach fixed 2nd page too!??!???! |
09/22/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cuz: Ooh, you got some in my eye ;) Shrew gf: Eat the bull's creampie! |
09/22/19 |
(1) |
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Ran into my wife @ grocery store. Having 2nd thoughts abt divorce bros (corp sla |
09/21/19 |
(19) |
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Wisconsin still held to 7 point outscored 14-7 by backup Michigan an 2nd half |
09/21/19 |
(1) |
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Wisconsin 21. Michigan 0. 6 minutes left in 2nd quarter |
09/21/19 |
(2) |
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2nd sentence of wiki article on Jefferson states he was slave owner. |
09/21/19 |
(2) |
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Can you get iPhone 11 earlier than oct 2nd if you don't order online? |
09/20/19 |
(1) |
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My wife's period feels like our 2nd child sometimes |
09/20/19 |
(4) |
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How bad is 2nd hand smoke issue for being around smokers once a week or so? |
09/18/19 |
(1) |
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MPA filing writ of mandamus to god to let christcentered relationship 2 2nd base |
09/16/19 |
(13) |
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in 2nd grade teacher forced us to write dystopian stories abt rain forest dying |
09/14/19 |
(4) |
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Tinder date nonchalantly mentions on 2nd date that she can cum from analingus. |
09/14/19 |
(3) |
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Is UGK the 2nd most prestigious southern rap group after OutKast? |
09/13/19 |
(1) |
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shrew gf: "HoldUp's tranny schtick sucks"; 2nd cuz: "suck HoldUp's tranny stick" |
09/13/19 |
(9) |
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*2nd page of printed email contains 40 word screed about the environment* |
09/12/19 |
(6) |
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A. Medvedev: 2nd To AA; PM Medvedev: 2nd to Lance; E. Medvedeva: 2nd to Alina Za |
09/11/19 |
(3) |
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2nd cousin: Familial piety; Shrew GF: Pills for anxiety |
09/11/19 |
(5) |
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Agassi: "I'd Trade 3 Of My Aus Open Titles For A 2nd Wimby Or French" #tennis |
09/10/19 |
(9) |
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WORST Major for each 2nd week round for Dr. Rafael Nadal #tennis |
09/08/19 |
(3) |
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I learned a 2nd language. I tried to be attractive. In a feeble attempt to never |
09/08/19 |
(4) |
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2nd cuz: pound her snatch, blow it out. Shrew gf: light a match, blow it out |
09/08/19 |
(2) |
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Nebra$ka 7 Colorado 0 7:31 2nd quarter In Boulder Colorado |
09/07/19 |
(1) |
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1st 2nd cousin candidate: Alexis Ren |
09/05/19 |
(3) |
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2nd cousin: DTF. shrew GF: TDS |
09/05/19 |
(1) |
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libs went "all-in" on open borders, ending 1st & 2nd Amendments and trannies? |
09/04/19 |
(7) |
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RATE Kristie Ahn (Korean-American In 2nd Week US Open) (PICS) #tennis #jim_kelly |
09/02/19 |
(11) |
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Fat woman on sidewalk slashes child's face with razor, goes for 2nd kid (vid) |
09/01/19 |
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We need the 2nd Amendment to protec the 1st! |
08/31/19 |
(1) |
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had whiskey dick last night. 2nd time in my life |
08/29/19 |
(109) |
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around smokers once a week. how bad is likely 2nd hand impact on lungs? |
08/27/19 |
(2) |
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Cryptocurrency: How I Paid my $100,000+ Divorce Settlement (2nd Edition) |
08/26/19 |
(3) |
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XO Obama-Trump voters: why did Obama's 2nd term redpill you? |
08/22/19 |
(11) |
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Why is it easier to score from 2nd on a single than go 1st - 3rd base |
08/20/19 |
(11) |
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It's time to start talking about repealing the 22nd amendment (term limits) |
08/18/19 |
(1) |
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whok, you should get a 2nd specialty in psychiatry |
08/17/19 |
(6) |
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Trump's new 2nd Circuit COA nominee has published a ton of SCHOLARSHIP |
08/17/19 |
(5) |
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Luis sees turd float by in bathtub, wonders if it's the 1st or 2nd one. |
08/16/19 |
(1) |
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2nd Il-112V comes off assembly line |
08/16/19 |
(1) |
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No whiskey dick last night. For the 2nd time in my life. |
08/16/19 |
(1) |
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Autistic Chad researching consanguinity laws b4 replying to 2nd cousin on tinder |
08/15/19 |
(4) |
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Trump puts himself first, Israel 2nd, GC 3rd, America 4th? |
08/15/19 |
(1) |
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Shitlibs MAF @ US Open Contest: 1st Prize Men SF Tix, 2nd Prize Women SF #tennis |
08/14/19 |
(1) |
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Officers PINNED DOWN on 2nd floor. |
08/14/19 |
(4) |
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Rating poasters as the song 'Shootouts' off 2nd Nas album itt |
08/14/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin: Hannah G. Shrew GF: HPV. |
08/14/19 |
(3) |
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2nd cousin: May go to 3rd base; Shrew GF: "Fredo is a slur of race!" |
08/13/19 |
(1) |
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2nd Cousin: I want an alpha like Douton. Shrew GF: clothed J Cutler is the bomb! |
08/13/19 |
(3) |
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WSJ: Thinking of Moving to 2nd Tier City Suburbs? You're Too Late |
08/11/19 |
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2nd cousin: 14 words; Shrew GF: endless words |
08/11/19 |
(9) |
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2nd cuz: "Clintons have something to hide" Shrew GF: "It was clear-cut suicide!" |
08/11/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cuz: loves giving head. Shrew GF: Is "glad Epstein's dead." |
08/10/19 |
(1) |
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IDGAF! I live at 294 West 92nd Street. |
08/10/19 |
(55) |
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2nd Cuz: Dances slutty at Kamala fundraiser Shrew GF: stubby, needs new razor |
08/10/19 |
(9) |
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"What number in Bill of Rights is the 2nd amendment?" Bobby Birdshit: no idea! |
08/10/19 |
(4) |
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Had to get a 2nd iPhone XR because on phone all day for work |
08/09/19 |
(1) |
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had 2nd date with bumble law shrew, she demanded i eat her ass |
08/09/19 |
(76) |
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Did the founders foresee libs? They made 1st and 2nd Amenments a priority |
08/08/19 |
(2) |
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shrew gf: this chilli gave me gas! 2nd cuz: it's chill to put it in my ass! |
08/08/19 |
(6) |
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had 2nd date with guy from bumble. finally got a rim job and WOW! (MND) |
08/07/19 |
(4) |
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2nd cuz: Ungh that feels so good! Shrew: The pus is under my cervical hood |
08/07/19 |
(2) |
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2nd cousin: Pepsi chapstick kisses. Shrew gf: peptic acid kisses |
08/06/19 |
(4) |
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*lib sits backwards on chair* "Look, I like guns and the 2nd amendment too, but |
08/06/19 |
(3) |
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Begininng of the end of 2nd amendment. For real now. Time to stock up on rifles |
08/06/19 |
(4) |
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2nd cousin: I see your erection ;) Shrew gf: They're meddling in our election! |
08/06/19 |
(3) |
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2nd cousin: "you're my king." Shrew gf: "where's my ring?" |
08/06/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin: *pops molly* Shrew gf: *half Bengali* |
08/05/19 |
(3) |
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Even hardcore 2nd Amendment Trumpmos reject the video games theory, right? |
08/05/19 |
(6) |
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Facebook offers 2nd Am filter in response to two deadly mass shootings |
08/04/19 |
(1) |
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“I do traveling seminars on 401k & retirement plans w/r/t the 2nd US civil war |
08/04/19 |
(4) |
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AMERIKKKA: congratulations on your 2nd MASS SHOOTING today!! Best regards! |
08/04/19 |
(6) |
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I think its the 2nd or 3rd year since I got divorced from my wife |
08/03/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin: Full C cups; Shrew GF: "Tulsi sucks!" |
08/03/19 |
(2) |
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Mr Jinx's male burlesque revue 'The Smut-Hawley Tariff' closed after 2nd night |
08/02/19 |
(8) |
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2nd cousin: the bashful type; Shrew GF: flushible wipes |
07/31/19 |
(2) |
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Shrew gf: Counting how many drinks you've had. 2nd cousin: Slipping u Molly |
07/31/19 |
(20) |
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2nd cousin: Curious about anal. Shrew gf: only brunches farm to table |
07/31/19 |
(8) |
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2nd cousin: *contortion* Shrew gf: *abortion* |
07/31/19 |
(5) |
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2nd cousin: *anal* Shrew gf: *banal* |
07/31/19 |
(2) |
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2nd cuz: killed an Arab in the IDF. Shrew gf: killed the mood with her IBS |
07/31/19 |
(5) |
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2nd cuz: "There's the Antifa, hit the gas!" Shrew gf: "Too much cake, i have gas |
07/31/19 |
(10) |
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2nd cuz looks up at you, sees you're asian, goes back to eating |
07/31/19 |
(128) |
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2nd cousin: DTF. Shrew gf: IBS. |
07/31/19 |
(2) |
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2nd cuz: "Wanna fuck? Just holla!" Shrew gf: "How dare they silence Kamala!" |
07/31/19 |
(28) |
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Kamala got Bullock into the 2nd debate to cut into Biden's numbers, right? |
07/31/19 |
(2) |
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Shrewvanka: FBI is out of control! / 2ndCuzTiff: I need you in every hole |
07/29/19 |
(2) |
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Yeah I know. My IQ is in the 52nd percentile. (luis) |
07/29/19 |
(6) |
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Realtalk: 2nd amendment will give USA much greater longevity than Europe |
07/28/19 |
(5) |
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2nd time in Italy and never realized how much wops hate bug people |
07/28/19 |
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Shrew gf: I'm a Jewish princess; 2nd cousin: I really love incest |
07/28/19 |
(2) |
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Whats the 2nd best pasta city in the US? |
07/27/19 |
(5) |
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2nd cousin: "AIPAC we must destroy", Shrew GF: "Find me a Shabbos goy" |
07/27/19 |
(12) |
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2nd: joie de vivre; shrew: just leave |
07/27/19 |
(1) |
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I just found out jeopardy 2nd and 3rd place don't actually get their money |
07/27/19 |
(7) |
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2nd Dem Debate lineup card announced...Racis Joe has to face KAMALA again |
07/26/19 |
(7) |
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LOL at cornered rat "president" pushing entrapment meme for 2nd straight day |
07/26/19 |
(38) |
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2nd cousin: "put it in me" Shrew gf: *PTSD* |
07/26/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin: "Should I dress whore-ier?" Shrew gf: social justice warrior |
07/26/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin: pounded out by Wallruse cock, Shrew gf: pounded out by Wallruse dick |
07/24/19 |
(10) |
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2nd cousin: "pop my cherry!" shrew gf: *non-binary* |
07/24/19 |
(1) |
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Mueller getting shot and almost bleeding out now the 2nd worst day of his life |
07/24/19 |
(16) |
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App chick invited me to charity event for 2nd date; spent night avoiding me. |
07/23/19 |
(157) |
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2nd cousin: Down with the patriarchy; Shrew GF: "Down with the patriarchy!" |
07/22/19 |
(7) |
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2nd cuz: fuck me! Shrew gf: fuck you! |
07/22/19 |
(8) |
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2nd cuz: Ungh, I feel so full! Shrew gf: Ungh, I feel so full! |
07/22/19 |
(13) |
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Boston Legal basically predicted the cartoon world of obama's 2nd term |
07/21/19 |
(13) |
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Flyertalk RIGPIG pens 2nd volume of Flying J reviews |
07/21/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin riding the Sybian as family cheers her on |
07/21/19 |
(30) |
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2nd cuz: “Yes! Yes! Oh God! Oh God!” Shrew gf: “Yes! Another tweet by the |
07/21/19 |
(1) |
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2nd cousin: You came in five seconds ;) Shrew gf: Ooh, I'll have seconds! |
07/21/19 |
(8) |
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I dont like blacks BUT we did create this situation where they're 2nd class |
07/20/19 |
(17) |
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Indian Bond: spends 2nd half of movie evading cops after pipe rape |
07/18/19 |
(14) |
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Is a 2nd major championship more important in tennis or golf? |
07/18/19 |
(18) |
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The Open Is In Northern Ireland (2nd Time Ever; 1st Time Since 1951) |
07/17/19 |
(12) |
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Once we have enough immigrant voters, we have to repeal the 2nd amendment |
07/15/19 |
(14) |
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lmao check out the tech demo for this "2nd person shooter" video game ljl |
07/15/19 |
(7) |
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ITT: predict the highest military rank of poasters in the coming 2nd Civil War |
07/15/19 |
(1) |
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Hillary 2020 will announce after Biden flops 2nd debate |
07/14/19 |
(2) |
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Just rode a scooter from birckell to little Haiti. Up 2nd Ave. |
07/14/19 |
(14) |
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Better chance: Bitcoin over 20K or a 2nd round of Harlem Shake trend? |
07/13/19 |
(1) |
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Latina 2nd cuz: "Mira mi cula, chico!" Shrew gf:"Trump is racist to Puerto Rico! |
07/13/19 |
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