rate my sexual appventures for the last week or so

Date: November 15th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: gaggle of diverse IvyLgrs toppling Jeffrsn memoria (gaggle tp)

relatively recently got out of a relationship. want to gtfo out of my city so i am not trying to build anything serious. all these chicks i met through swipe apps, having long since depleted friends of friends and people i know through my hobbies. ive since deleted all the apps and am just going to work this rotation until i hate all of them or vice versa.

wednesday night fuck this 27 yo journalist for the third or fourth time. she's cute and has a tight body but is kind of eh conversationally. she can also climax almost from nipple stimulation alone, which is neat. we make small talk for about twenty minutes before getting to it. later she invites me to a house party, which i ignore.

thursday i bang a skinny, heavily tattooed 23 year old punk rock girl who works as a sound engineer at a local university. she is covered in tats and has spiky hair which i love. we hung out a couple times before but this is our first time banging - she's a screamer and comes twice. she makes me promise that i 'really like her' and want to hang out with her. i do, but i mean like maybe 'twice a month' and i think she means much more often.

friday go out with this 24 yo prole chick for the first time who is a little more pear shaped than her photos. however she has a weird, funny sense of humor is super laid back and actually pays for half the drinks. she affects this awkward distance the whole night and completely shuts down any attempt at physical contact or a kiss. nevertheless,i take her back to my place and we watch 1/3 of "strange days" before she starts pawing at me and begging me to fuck her. i hang out with her on sunday with some of her friends but her conversation is super repetitive, she's acting weird and later sends me a series of incoherent drunk texts. don't think i'll repeat

saturday hang with some friends and then go out with a standard d.c. brunch girl. 25, classy a cups, brunette, decent body, eagerly sucks dick. she's cute, fun, and texts me little jokes once or twice a week.

sunday night go see this 30 yo german woman who works at the world bank. severe, angular features, short haircut, amazing fit body. we have incredibly intense, sweaty sex, talk about existentialism, then have more incredible sex. i think im a little bit in love. a few weeks ago she pressed me about our relationship status and i said i wanted to keep it casual. friday night i saw her at a bar having a drink with some balding nebbish. she saw me, i smiled and left to go meet pear-shaped girl. she texted me a few hours later asking if she could come over. tonight we tease each other about that and she tells me i'm much more masculine than the guy she had had drinks with. i rail her again. i don't want anyone else fucking her and i want to fuck only her all the time, but i have a nagging feeling that as soon as i try to establish an exclusive relationship she'll lose interest and move on.

monday i go see an older woman who'd been sexting me relentlessly over tinder. according to her profile she's a very well preserved 40. irl she's significantly more aged / haggard and MUCH fatter. i knuckle down, immediately stick basically my whole arm up her fupa, plow her, jizz, make five minutes of awkward conversation and am out the door. block her number and delete the match. feel awful.

tonight i called out of work to recover from last night. i go to the mall and hang out with a fifth year senior from a local university. she's a little chubby but cool as shit. we go to a shitty matinee. we're the only ones in the theater and we spent most of the time sloppily making out and yelling at the screen. we go back to her dorm room; her roommates are having a dinner party with a few of their friends in the kitchen. we go to her tiny bedroom and fuck very, very loudly.

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